Yo Yo Honey Singh And Guru Randhawa Together | The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2 | Ep 256

0:25 | Ms. Archana, we Indians are
very passionate about music. Absolutely. – But it takes
a lot of effort to make music.

0:31 | Especially, the lyrics writer
struggles a lot. – Yes. Sometimes the lyrics writer
puts very tough words which not even the singer
understands.

0:39 | Lyricist fails to translate
in Hindi so he puts
whatever is already present. He knows that no one
will question him as the song is already
successful. – Absolutely.

0:44 | But when we visit bars.. Ms. Archana. There, singers doesn’t sing
exciting songs

0:52 | because they know
the nature of their audience. Shetty Bar And Restaurant. All the customers are drunk.
– Okay.

0:58 | The songs there
are like them. They know that all their
customers are upset.. Yes.
– …and have no job. If they had a job they might
be sitting in a five star hotel.

1:05 | And when those singers
perform in the corporate events their style of singing
is totally different.

1:10 | First they find out
who the boss is because the boss is the one
who will pay them.

1:15 | After having two pegs in the evening, the elderly boss thinks about setting
a new trend.

1:23 | Yes. The ‘Gazal’ group
is usually very small. It has only four to five people
in it. But in the ‘Kawali’ group
we can see 20 to 25 people.

1:29 | Their payment is lesser
than the cost of their food.

1:34 | They eat a lot of food.
– Yes. 15 out of 25 people
are there only to applaud.

1:40 | Yes. – The ‘Kawali’ team
knows that they should maintain
the ambience regardless of whether
they get applause or not.

1:46 | Today, there is going to
be a party in the set. – Wow! Don’t think, you’ve to
bring a glass and ice cubes.

1:52 | I mean, today, in our set there will be vibes of a party
because our guests today

1:57 | are those persons
of our music industry who are the pillars
of all parties. They’re bringing with them
a new song ‘Designer’.

2:03 | With a big hand,
please welcome.. Yo Yo Honey Singh
and Guru Randhawa!

2:09 | Whoa! A big hand for
both the rock stars!

2:17 | Welcome, Mr. Honey..
Welcome, Guru. I’m happy to know that
Guru arrives with boys also.

2:24 | I thought you don’t step out
of the house without Nora. Both of you look handsome.
– Thank you. – Good to see you.

2:29 | Thank you. – Nice physique.
– I’m trying to have one. Look at the biceps
of his shoelace.

2:35 | I broke a cot with it.
– Really! You’re looking handsome..
Both of you. Wonderful!

2:45 | You’re looking very fit. Is your focus on songs
or films? Definitely, not in films.
Acting isn’t my forte.

2:53 | It is very difficult. – But in
songs you pull off well. I write the songs
with natural vibes and thoughts.

3:00 | But in acting, one has to
mold himself.. I did some movies
which were super flop.

3:06 | So.. There is a story related to it.
I’ll tell you afterwards. Say it now. – Please.

3:11 | It’s an interesting story.
Even Guru is doing a film. Good!

3:18 | In 2011, I did a Punjabi film
Mirza with Gippy Grewal. – Okay. I’d a negative character in it.

3:25 | I decked myself up
and reached Canada thinking that an international
movie will be shot.

3:30 | They told me,
I’m a gangster in the movie. A journalist is writing
against me

3:37 | and I’ve to shoot him
and say to take money from me..
And why he doesn’t.

3:44 | I shoot him.
There are two of my henchmen and we’re facing the camera.
– Okay. The director put a shield
while filming that scene.

3:52 | The gun was a replica
with gunshot sound. One’s voice goes low when
hearing crackers burst. – Right.

4:03 | I was ready for the take.
And the dialogues.. ‘I told you to take
money from me..’ ‘I’ve obscene amount of money.’

4:09 | ‘But you want to die.’ ‘As I shot him..
My ears started ringing.’ And I said slowly..
‘He is dead.’

4:20 | In a grave baritone, my aide
says, ‘He is not dead.’ I reply with a squeaky voice.
I shoot him again.

4:26 | I ask in a low voice
if he’s dead, he says, yes. I reply,
I can’t watch people die.

4:35 | Too good! This happened with me
for the first time. Maybe then, I’ll not do my film.

4:42 | No.. – No, sir..
– Don’t shoot a gun. – Yes. Mr. Honey does exciting things.

4:48 | He made the song ‘Lungi dance’
so famous.. Those without ‘lungis’, danced
in their wives’ Saris. Do you get discounts
when you buy ‘lungis’?

4:58 | I never thought of buying.
– Okay. But if I buy, the vendor
will give it for free.

5:06 | I find ‘lungi’ interesting. When Mr. Shahrukh gave me
a chance to sing this song

5:12 | he said, he wants a Punjabi song
and I said, I’ll not make it. I said, I’ll make a song
relating to his film.

5:19 | Two and a half hours
he narrated me the story.. He had called me at his house.
I took time to pen the song.

5:25 | While in Mauritius, I got
the idea of ‘Lungi dance’. Lil Golu was with me and I told him, I’ve to make
a song for Mr. Shahrukh

5:33 | for ‘Chennai Express’.
He asked my dilemma. I told him I want
something like a ‘lungi’ dance.

5:39 | Lil Golu told me
that is the lyric and the title. I wrote the song.
I called up Mr. Karim

5:45 | who is Mr. Shahrukh’s friend.
– Karim. I told him, the song is set.
He said, to send it. While making, he called me.
Now, he wants me to email it.

5:56 | I told Mr. Shahrukh, I’ll
recite it personally. – Yes. He liked the song.
He gave me a chance. – Wow!

6:03 | And I got a bit of success.
– Wonderful! Wow!

6:08 | Guru, we lately came to know you and Mr. Honey are in
collaboration. It was long due.

6:13 | Weren’t you getting dates
or were you busy dating?

6:19 | With whom? We penned the song
during lockdown in 2020. – Okay.

6:25 | I’ve always been
a fan of him from day one till the end.
I’ll always be his fan.

6:31 | It’s a big thing that I’m
doing a song with him. – Nice.

6:38 | We’ll talk more with them later.
It is time to call the beautiful actress
who performed in ‘Designer’.

6:45 | Please welcome the very
beautiful Divya Khosla Kumar.

6:53 | Divya, welcome to the show.
– Thank you. You’re looking pretty.. – Thank
you. – .. like a mermaid.

6:58 | Mermaid! You travelled by road
or did you swim?

7:04 | You’re looking very beautiful. I would’ve flirted with you, had
I not known Mr. Bhushan well.

7:12 | Even you have a wife.
– Yes. You should consider her. My house is in Andheri West
but I’m in Goregaon.

7:20 | Divya is like my sister-in-law.
– Yes. And I adore Mr. Bhushan.

7:25 | My song will also release.
Right? Really?
– With T-Series. She always wears designer
cloths. This time she is there
in the ‘Designer’ song.

7:31 | Did you listen to the whole song or did you just hear the word
‘designer’ and agreed? No, I heard the song.

7:37 | And I have to say
that such a nice song has just got released. Yes.
– Both Honey and Guru are so talented.

7:43 | So, it’s a great opportunity
and luck for me that I am here with them
and performing.

7:49 | This is not an opportunity
for Ms. Divya. This is an opportunity for us. Yes.
– We have to release more songs with T-Series label.

7:58 | You are most welcome. Please have your seats.
– Thank you. Give a big hand
to our guests. – Come.

8:05 | All of you must have seen.. Whenever Mr. Honey records
a song for T-Series then we get a teaser or a video

8:11 | and there it’s written
Bhusan Kumar’s ‘Moscow Mashuka’ by Yo Yo Honey Singh. Bhusan Kumar’s ‘First Kiss’
by Yo Yo Honey Singh.

8:22 | Hasn’t he ever told you that you get to have
all the fun but why his name comes
on the title?

8:29 | You read the poster
with concentration. What else can I do? You never take me
in your songs.

8:34 | We just look at the posters. Your song will release.
– When? You just said
that it will release. It’s your company.
You should tell me.

8:42 | Guru is a very busy guy. We will do it soon. I think next time I will come
here to promote

8:47 | the song with Mr. Kapil.
I’ll not come here before that.

8:56 | Guru, all the beautiful girls
in your songs.. Is it the power of your song or do you get power
from those girls? You never take any guy
in your songs.

9:04 | Mr. Honey made so many guys
dance in the song ‘Lungi Dance’. I also feel like dancing freely.

9:10 | But for how long can you dance
looking at the guys?

9:16 | This happens in the weddings. When the guys dance.. A few guys dance.

9:22 | Once a girl enters everybody comes to dance. Yes.
– Do this step.

9:32 | Ms. Divya, you have worked
with both Honey and Guru. Who is the naughtier one? Guru.

9:38 | Yes. I think Guru is naughtier. That’s true.
– What? I think.. He acts sober
in front of me

9:43 | but I know about him because when we rehearsed
for this song then he was choreographing
the steps himself. – Yes.

9:49 | Okay.
– He was making all the steps. So, I was very happy
that he is excited and naughty because it’s necessary.
– Guru, show us the step

9:55 | which you have choreographed. Step?
– Designer. – Show us. I have taught them
but I couldn’t learn it myself.

12:23 | In an recent interview
Ms. Divya has said that she used to give
Mr. Bhushan’s dresses to the artist sometimes.

12:29 | Oh! Didn’t you ever think
of making Mr. Bhushan wear the dresses
of Mr. Yo Yo Honey Singh? He can wear the chains
and come in swag.

12:36 | He will look green.
– Capsicum. Capsicum. This used to happen in the past
when I started direction.

12:45 | And I was directing
music videos. – Okay. Back then the budget
was very low. You too?
– No, the budget was low.

12:52 | That’s true.. So, I used to think
that as the dresses

12:59 | are not being used, I can take
them from the wardrobe.- No. You should learn
from Ms. Archana.

13:05 | The budget..
– She gets on the chest of her husband
and gets the cloths.

13:11 | You should take classes
from her. I am not kidding. In their wedding
there was a dilemma.

13:17 | And she just held his hand
and pulled him.

13:22 | This is really surprising.
You also had budget issues. I am really shocked
to know this. You have seen the styles
of the rappers.

13:29 | They all have different styles. Wearing the cap in reverse. They tear the t-shirt
and the pants.

13:35 | They wear heavy chains and have more tattoos
than cloths on their bodies. Sir, all the rappers,
even the international ones..

13:40 | They all do this. Does it come from their mind or does someone come
in their dreams? And he just ask them to wear
such cloths.

13:48 | Look, their culture
is different from ours. But the fashion is a world wide
thing.

13:53 | True..
– So, one should wear something in which he is comfortable. And about the tattoos..
I don’t have any tattoo.

13:59 | But there must be a reason
behind the tattoos. I think one should
wear something which he understands. And I am wearing
two chains here.

14:07 | One has the name
of Amar Singh Chamkila. – Yes. And another one has the name
of Apache Indian. – Wow!

14:14 | If Apache Indian was not there then maybe I would not
be sitting on The Kapil Sharma Show. Wow!
– I learned rap from him.

14:20 | I get the knowledge about rap. And the whole world knows
about Amar Singh Chamkila.

14:26 | He was a legend. I get so much inspired
by him. In fact, my song ‘Blue Eyes’..

14:31 | I took a reference
from his song. ‘Akhan billiyan
te gallan golmol ni.’

14:36 | Wow!
– Yeah. – So.. I think you should wear
what you feel. You make a song real quick.
You are very blessed.

14:43 | I try to do my best.
– Did any lyricist tell you? that they took two months
to write a rap and you just sang it
in two minutes?

14:49 | I had an amazing experience since my song was not a hit
and Vishal Bhardwaj called me

14:57 | that we had to do a song
together and I agreed. So it was for his movie
‘Dedh Ishqiya’.

15:04 | So the characters
are from UP. Both of them. So they called me
and I went there all excited

15:09 | that Mr. Gulzar
will write the lyrics. And I’ll get to sing that! There I went and I asked
where Mr. Gulzar was

15:16 | and they said he is
in Panchkula. So I asked them who would write
and they told me to start.

15:21 | And he will write. And in Delhi we have
an old school language

15:27 | that has similar accent
with UP. So I heard a line back then ‘It never came yet never left.
Smiled and left me bereft.’

15:33 | Mr. Gulzar turned it beautiful. ‘It neither comes nor it goes.
Smiles and burdens my woes.’

15:40 | Splendid.
– Only he can do that. Wow!
– Wow!

15:45 | Which is the fastest song
that you have made? The fastest song I think was
Desi Kalakaar.

15:52 | Made in a week. Completed
in seven days. My God! – Mix master recording.
Music production. Everything.

15:57 | In one week.
– Wow! Amazing!

16:03 | None must have seen
Honey Singh in this style. And music has no language.

16:09 | This is a Hindi song. Once Honey and I were
listening to Arabic songs.

16:15 | I played it before him.
To impress Honey Singh. He says there are four more
versions.

16:23 | He has listened to world music.
– I listen to everybody.

16:33 | I sell groceries.
Want to have a piece?

16:43 | I sell groceries.
Want to have a piece? I sell groceries.
Want to have a piece?

16:49 | We got Divya, Guru, Honey!
How great is this!

16:57 | Look at Justin Bieber’s maid.

17:04 | Is that a rap? Good night!
Good morning! Good afternoon? Get lost from here!
You look like a goon!

17:15 | Fair plump cheeks
get adorned with dimple!

17:20 | I am Chandu and I will
keep it simple!

17:28 | So how long do you take
to make an album? Hello? I am not performing
in another show here!

17:36 | Come here, I heard
something about you. That you dress like a woman
at night, on streets.

17:48 | I may be doing that.
Why do you go there at night?

17:56 | I had to check. – I have flats
there that I rented out. So I too stand there to earn
the rent for my house.

18:05 | He is my friend and I love
him a lot. Let me tell you. Get out.

18:11 | Listen to me. Why do you
lose confidence? Try to face me.

18:20 | When I look at you
and see your face I wonder that is this why
I came to Mumbai? For this?

18:28 | So what character are you? Wearing a girl’s frock. I think your face is tilted.
Or is it just the cap?

18:38 | You need not call me Chandu
from now on. You need add ‘Yo Yo’
to my name.

18:45 | Yo Yo Chandu Singh! Mr. Honey. – Greetings.
– Bless me. – Greetings.

18:52 | I want to become a rapper. What about your career
as a beggar?

18:59 | Guru, you often come here
with Nora. So today that is not the case
and hence he is troubled.

19:07 | And he is bothering us.
So do bring her next time. Ignore him, he got a cheaper
vaccine for the pandemic

19:14 | and thus he acts
so stupid. Vaccines are the same.
Let me talk to guests.

19:21 | Mr. Honey. – Yes?
– This rapper look of mine. How does it look?
The shoes are from US.

19:27 | My glasses are from UK. This odor, I mean the fragrance
from me..

19:35 | The perfume is from France. The chain is from Germany. You mean the chain belongs
to a German Shephard.

19:44 | Come on! So what? Even German Shephard
is from Germany.

19:52 | German Shephard.
– German Shephard? It was raised in India. But the engine is German.
What dog has an engine?

20:02 | No? – No. – So why does it
rumble seeing a person?

20:11 | Have him talk about animals
all you want. A cat drank a glass of milk
from his house.

20:17 | He milked the cat
and got twice the milk.

20:25 | Cats are curious. Seeing them they get scared.

20:34 | How do you know it?
I do it in a closed room.

20:40 | How do you get such time? Looks like I do not have
any privacy?

20:45 | Anyway, so..
– Justin Bieber’s maid.

20:51 | Ms. Divya. How is my brother
Bhushan? He is not your brother! Your own
sister abandoned you!

20:58 | He went to meet his sister
on ‘Raksha Bandhan’. She spent a good sum to bring
some sweets for the ceremony

21:03 | and bought a ‘Rakhi’
for him. He gave her Rs. 11 and says
he will always protect her. She gave him some change
and told him to hit the road.

21:14 | This is it. How is Mr. Bhushan. Ms. Divya, I want to do
something big in life.

21:20 | But he doesn’t let me do it. It’s a problem. You can’t even
inflate a balloon. What great thing
do you want to do?

21:28 | You are a problem.
– He is going to inflate it. He has brought it. I carry balloons in my pocket.
– He has brought it.

21:41 | Oh my God! Now tell me, Kappu Sharma.
– What should I say? You should start selling
the balloons.

21:48 | It was just a startup business.
I don’t do it anymore. The other day, he told me that he has started making
candies for kids.

21:55 | And I saw him selling
cotton candy on a bicycle. His bike’s tyre got punctured.
And he said that his business is facing a crisis.

22:00 | Luckily he was there
to seal the puncture. Otherwise, his business would
have been in crisis too. Oh!

22:08 | Mr. Guru. You will break your leg
if you cross it like this.

22:16 | Please. Mr. Guru,
I want an international artist in my album.

22:22 | Okay.
– You have performed with him. All right.
– What was his name? Pet Bull.
– It’s not Pet Bull. It’s Pitbull.

22:29 | Why don’t you leave me alone? Your chain came off.

22:34 | Look at that. Give it to me.

22:42 | You took the other one too. You won’t let me be a rapper,
will you? Let me take you for a walk.

22:50 | He does strange things. One day, a man was
giving biscuits to dogs. And he said to him..

22:56 | Stop helping the poor animals and start helping
the shameless ones.

23:03 | Anyway, Ms. Divya, please
launch me in your music video. You should eat
your lunch first. You say such things
when you are hungry.

23:10 | Why are you asking them
for a music video? Ask for a film.
– Anyone can act in a film. What do you mean?
– Why are you looking at me?

23:20 | I want to be in a music video. It has a great benefit.
– What is it?

23:25 | Listen, a film is only
a couple hours long. And the shooting goes on
for over 45 days.

23:30 | The music video is
shot in just a few days. – Yes. You have such great
artists next to you. You can ask them
to make a song for you.

23:37 | Mr. Honey, give me a suggestion. It’s my first track.

23:43 | Should it be a single or a duet? Forget about the track. Your brother is
on the railway track. Get him out of there.
The train is coming.

23:51 | We are talking about art,
Kappu Sharma. Why are you bringing
my brother into this? As if he understands art. One day,
he went to a food vendor.

23:56 | He asked him
to stop making ‘Roti’ and make a drum
out of the stove.

24:02 | And the vendor
liked what he said. He showed his appreciation

24:08 | by slapping him
with a ‘Laccha Paratha’. I asked him to do it.
He was not angry with me.

24:15 | If he wasn’t angry,
why did he throw curry on you? I couldn’t just eat
the ‘Laccha Paratha’ alone.

24:21 | What are you saying,
Kappu Sharma? Listen to me. Do you have
Nora Fatehi’s number? – Listen.. He won’t move his
hand from there. – Number?

24:28 | Listen..
– Your gesture doesn’t match. This is how he asks
someone to listen to him.

24:34 | People don’t respect the talent
that they are blessed with. He wants to be a rapper.

24:39 | Let me be honest, sir. He is talented.
– Give him a big hand.

24:45 | I am not joking. I knew it, sir. He wants to be a rapper.

24:50 | But you should eat
the food that he makes. It’s true. Whenever
Mr. Daler comes to Mumbai

24:56 | he gets a massage from him.
He is a good at it. Wow! God!
– It’s only out of respect.

25:01 | I consider him as my teacher. People give money
to their teacher. I massage his legs.
– Great. – Not a big deal.

25:06 | Cooking is not a bad thing. Cooking is my hobby. I find happiness
in little things. – That’s true.

25:11 | So nice.
– If anyone buys half a kilo of mangoes
he goes to their house and congratulates them.

25:16 | They give him the seed and asks
him to find happiness in it.

25:21 | Kappu Sharma,
please don’t disturb me. Mr. Guru.
– Yes. Mr. Honey. Ms. Divya.
– Yes.

25:27 | I will really bring some
food for you. Please have it before you go. You should get your legs
inside those pants first.

25:35 | I heard that everyone
in India has been vaccinated. He was given diapers instead.
– Didn’t you get it on your leg?

25:40 | No, sir. They injected it
a little above my legs. Okay.
I wish you all the best.

25:47 | Thank you.
Thank you very much.

25:52 | Mr. Honey. This is your first visit
during this season. Yes.
– We have started a new segment. You posts photographs
and videos for your fans.

25:59 | People write funny comments
under them. Let me show you a few comments. Please show it. ‘Postmortem of the Post.’

26:10 | Guru uploaded this photo. ‘With my favourite
Mr. Remo D’Souza.’ ‘Thanks for the amazing video.’ ‘Can’t wait
to shoot with you next.’

26:17 | It’s a great photo.
Let’s read the comments.

26:23 | ‘After watching Nora’s dance’ ‘they forgot that
they are celebrities too.’

26:31 | Oh. ‘Mr. Remo looks like he is ready
to run with the playing cards’ ‘when the police comes.’

26:40 | Show us more.
– Where did you find this photo?

26:45 | ‘They are crying
about their fate’ ‘after seeing couples
celebrate the Valentine’s day.’

26:54 | Show us more. Mr. Remo. ‘Had an amazing musical meeting’

26:59 | ‘with the legendary
Manoj Tiwari.’ Show us the comments.

27:05 | It’s going to be funny. ‘Their thumbs tell me that’ ‘they are going
to drink tonight.’ Oh!

27:11 | Yes. What a combination.
Vodka and ‘Litti Chokha’. Wow!

27:18 | ‘Yo Yo with Rinki’s dad.
They are going to laugh now.’ What?

27:25 | Show us more comments. ‘How cute is this
stationmaster?’

27:31 | Only women find such locations. Harry Potter.
– What is written there? It’s Hogwarts Express,
isn’t it?

27:37 | Yes.
Harry Potter. What is that?
– It’s from Harry Potter. It’s a Harry Potter world. We had Shaktiman world.
Sorry. – Yes.

27:45 | You would know.
You travel by train. You have to catch a plane
to get there.

27:51 | Really?
– Yes. Show us the comments. Let’s see it.
– ‘Until he catches you’ ‘for not having a ticket’

27:57 | ‘the stationmaster looks cute.’ ‘Is he listening to a T-Series
song in his headphones?’

28:05 | ‘It’s not headphones.
It’s hair.’ ‘Why have you
stopped the train?’ ‘Do you have any ‘maang’
to the government as well?’

28:13 | Someone replied,
‘she had one ‘maang” ‘where Mr. Bhushan has
already applied vermilion.’ Oh..
– What!

28:20 | ‘You find for yourself.’
– What’s going on? Show us more. Oh, my God! ‘Happy wedding season.’

28:26 | Wow! Mare’s this profile
must be photogenic. She gave that pose. Show the comments.

28:34 | ‘It’s good you have already
found the mare.’ ‘In the wedding season,
it’s easy to find a girl’ ‘not a mare.’
– It’s difficult to find a mare.

28:40 | ‘Guru after two pegs..
‘I’ll ride on the mare today’.’ What!

28:48 | Show us more. ‘Camo..
Cam..’ ‘Camouflage vibe.’ Camouflage..
– Show us the comments.

28:58 | These are old one.
– ‘Either he has forgotten’ ‘his flat number’ ‘or he has forgotten
to take the key.’

29:05 | ‘By the way,
the towel reminds me..’ ‘Even the guy who tells
customers the menu in dhaba’ ‘is no less than a rapper.’

29:11 | True.. ‘I have just mopped
the staircase.’ ‘I won’t let anyone
go upstairs.’ Oh..

29:23 | Show us more. What a comment! ‘The girl with wings.’

29:29 | ”Teri Ankhon Main’ hashtag,
out now on YouTube T-Series.’ ‘The girl with lipstick.’

29:35 | ‘The girl with lipstick.’ Show us the comments.
– Lipstick is not visible. I apply less. No, in the photo.

29:41 | ‘You wrote,
‘the girl with lipstick’.’ ‘Lipstick is not visible.
Keep your shoulder down.’ What was that?

29:54 | ‘You are looking like a fairy
with wings.’ ‘I was looking like a rooster
with wings.’

30:01 | ‘Keep water for birds
in summer.’ ‘You never know.
Such a beautiful fairy’ ‘might come to your balcony.’

30:09 | Oh, no! Show us more. ”Happy friendship day’ from me
and my friends in summer.’

30:18 | What’s this, Guru?
– I never read comments. You search and read
such comments on my Instagram.
– Cooler..

30:24 | Cooler was not working.
I was on the terrace. So just like that.. I saw this after a long time. I used cooler a lot in Punjab.

30:30 | Show us the comments. ‘Drying his undergarment
in front of the cooler’ ‘in summer.’

30:38 | ‘It seems the cooler
is very expensive.’ ‘Hence, he is sitting down’ ‘and the cooler is kept
on a chair.’

30:44 | ‘These are the people’ ‘who block the cooler’s air
in weddings.’ Yes. That was good one.

30:50 | ‘Such people use western toilet
in Indian style.’ Oh..

30:56 | Show us more. ‘Early to bed,
early to rise.’ ‘Change your clock.
I changed mine.’

31:02 | ‘Work out and work it out.’
Wow! – Wow! Show us the comments.

31:09 | ‘The one who asked
for ransom’ ‘got scared
seeing his physique.’

31:15 | This one.. ‘Someone, please tell him that
he needs to walk till the road’ ‘to catch a bus.’

31:23 | ‘When the ma’am says’ ‘that those students
who didn’t pay the fees’ ‘can’t go to the picnic.’

– Oh, God! Ransom..
– Ransom.

31:34 | ‘When dad says, ‘either
stop using foul language’ ‘or leave the house.’ That..
Don’t leave the house.

31:41 | ‘Okay, guys.
The aunt has called the police.’ ‘I have to leave.’ More..
Show us more.

31:48 | Wow! It’s a nice segment..
– Very good.

31:54 | Mr. Honey someone from the audience
has made a request. You write rap songs
very well.

32:00 | On any topic.
– Yes. If you want to place
an order for Pizza. And you want to ask
for specific toppings.

32:07 | But in rap style.
– Yes. – Wow! By us?
– Just for fun. I need the menu.

32:14 | I am giving you the menu. Mushrooms, onion, paneer
sausage, extra cheese

32:21 | and toasted..

32:49 | Pizza has been ordered.
But no one has brought it yet. Yes.
– I am feeling hungry. Ms. Divya, you are so cute!

32:55 | How are you? – Good.
– Hi. Greetings. Mr. Honey, welcome.
– Good.. – Wonderful.

33:01 | Today we have
three great artists of the music industry. Wonderful.
A huge round of applause.

33:09 | Divya, you are looking
very beautiful. Thank you.
– Very nice. Your songs are amazing. In one of your songs
I heard, ‘Party..’

33:17 | Listening to that song
many times makes me feel like
eating ‘Chakna’. Really.

33:22 | Kapil, Mr. Honey
is a wonderful chef too. What made you say that? He said that.
Haven’t you listen to that?

33:28 | ‘Add Lassi to the coconut.’ No chefs can think of
such a unique combination.

33:35 | Amazing. That’s true. I’m really a great fan
of three of you.

33:41 | You said the same to
Mr. Kumar Sanu too. So what?
My words are not an OTP

33:49 | which can’t be used again
once used. That’s not how it is. Both of you
are from Punjab, right? – Yes.

33:55 | You all might have heard
this proverb. As they say every second person
in Punjab is a singer.

34:01 | Yes. – Yes.
– Today, I’ll tell you what the first person does. What?
– What does he do?

34:06 | Nothing. He keeps attending
auditions for singing. Good one.

34:12 | Do you know where
he gives the audition? A huge round of applause
for Ms. Divya and her company.

34:20 | I love it, Ms. Divya. Ms. Divya is a great celebrity. She doesn’t need to buy
a ticket to travel in the bus.

34:27 | Why? – Oh! – Because
she doesn’t travel in the bus. They are wealthy people
and they own grand cars.

34:34 | I too don’t buy bus tickets.
Do you know that? Do you also travel in your car?
– No, I’ve a bus pass.

34:40 | What’s with him? Do you know Ms. Archana
also doesn’t need a ticket?

34:45 | Why? – Because she doesn’t go
to the USA.

34:53 | I was talking about Ms. Divya. Ms. Divya, I like you a lot. I saw your album. I loved your photo were you
were standing in the rain.

34:59 | Do you know something, Kapil?
– Thank you. I want to become like Ms. Divya. First you look at yourself.

35:05 | Then you look at her. The God made her passionately. No one knows
who made you. No one is ready
to take the responsibility.

35:13 | Who is not taking
the responsibility? Is my dad born
to peel potatoes?

35:19 | I’m not asking.
I’m saying that he is born
to peel potatoes. Yes.

35:25 | Really. My dad makes ‘Samosas’,
Mr. Anil. Oh, God!
– He is a very crazy guy.

35:31 | He prepares spicy ‘Samosas’. Sharp.
– Like a knife. – Sharp.

35:38 | Our customers
point that at us. And they run away
stealing two ‘Samosas’.

35:48 | I.. – I don’t call you.
So, why do you come here? Shall I tell you something?
– Yes.

35:54 | No one can reach Haryana
from Jalandhar.. Okay.
– …without touching Bhatinda. Wonderful.

36:04 | Likewise, no one can stop
me from coming here. I’ll come here for sure.

36:11 | Because I’m a fan of everyone.
I like everyone. Mr. Guru, I like you also a lot. Thank you.
– No one can sing

36:18 | the songs you sing. Why? – Because Ms. Divya
will file a case as she owns
all the rights.

36:25 | I.. Shall I tell you
a truth?

36:31 | It’s very good that
you are born in this era. Why? – Good that you were
not born in the ancient era.

36:36 | Because all the kings might have got angry
at him. Why?
– Notice his songs. “Dance, my queen.”

36:46 | “Dance, my queen.” “You become my queen.” The Kings might get angry at him because he makes
their queens dance.

36:56 | Kapil, whatever it is. I don’t care
about all that. My mood is really off today,
Kapil. – Why?

37:03 | That’s good. Your face was already bad. And now you are in a bad mood.
So, that’s good.

37:08 | Do you know, your face is as
big as a small horse’s face? Why is your mood spoiled?

37:15 | I am very upset.
You know, my boyfriend.. Yes.
– Mukesh. His dad is in the hospital.

37:21 | Give him a job if you have any. No, trust me.
he can come to your house and give bath to your pigs.

37:27 | Pig.. How will he have pigs? Why would he have? You are rich people.
– Yes.

37:33 | What about pigs?
– Don’t you have pigs? What are you saying? You should have pigs.
They are very cute animals.

37:39 | They are pink. You see, the dogs
make you confused a lot.

37:46 | As they say.. Every dog is a lion in his block.
– Lion. – Yes. But the pigs are pigs
even in their own block.

37:54 | Yes. Buddy.. What are you saying?

38:00 | In fact, they are pigs
in the other blocks too. Even in another block.

38:05 | So, the pigs are very nice.
– You won’t get a job by talking about the pigs. Do you have any knowledge
about music?

38:10 | Or your boyfriend? Yes, my boyfriend has
knowledge about music. He has done a course
to become a DJ.

38:16 | And he works at a ‘Dhaba’. Who plays DJ songs
in a ‘Dhaba’? He makes the ‘Dosa’ like this.

38:25 | But how do you get that sound
while making ‘Dosa’? He even washes the dishes
like this.

38:31 | Like this. Anyway, if you don’t want
to give a job to my boyfriend

38:36 | then you can give me a job. Ms. Divya, I wanted
to meet you. I have 50 million followers.
– Don’t lie.

38:41 | Wow!
– Only a few people follow you. That’s written in the middle. But beside that the ‘following’
is 50 million on my account.

38:48 | You follow those many people. All those 50 million people. Following 50 million people!

38:53 | That’s why I wonder
why I don’t get ‘likes’.

39:00 | Anyway, it’s okay. Ms. Divya, you produce
so many songs. Please help me.
– Sure.

39:06 | It’s all their songs.
You have the rights of their songs. We are making ‘Bhojpuri’
version of those songs.

39:11 | I want you to invest
some money in that. Mr. Honey, your song
‘Blue Eyes’..

39:19 | We are making a Bhojpuri
version of that song. What?
– ‘He surprised his brother’

39:24 | ‘and hypnotised
his sister-in-law.’ That’s the Bhojpuri version.

39:31 | You don’t like it? It’s okay.

39:36 | It’s okay. I..
I will give you massage. Yes.
– Okay. – We have one massage.

39:42 | ‘Don’t worry,
nothing will happen’ massage. Okay.
– What happens in that? Don’t worry, nothing will happen
as I just told you.

39:50 | I will take your leave now. Okay.

39:56 | Oh dear! So nice. It’s the people’s demand

40:03 | as Honey and Guru
are here today. We have lots of talented
audience here. Someone was saying
that he wants to rap.

40:10 | Yes, sir. He will do authentic rap.
It’s written there. Hello, Mr. Kapil.
– Hello. How are you?

40:16 | I am good.
– What’s your name? Jordan Singh. Okay. Where are you from?
– I am from Jammu. Wow!
– Wow!

40:22 | Your name is Jordan
but you are from Jammu. Yes, Mr. Jordon. I have written a rap.
Few lines. – Okay.

40:29 | Didn’t anyone stop you? No, I’m just kidding. Yes..
– So..

41:24 | He has the swag.
– Wow! This thing..
The youth nowadays

41:31 | has started writing
themselves. You will find so many
people on the social media. But this is because
of Honey Singh basically.

41:36 | No..
– Ever since he has started this culture
in India.. Your own songs,
rap written by yourself..

41:44 | And today you can
see the result. I want to shake hands
with you, sir. Come, give me a hug.
– Okay.

41:56 | Sir..
– No.. Give me a hug..

42:01 | Great. Yo Yo Honey Singh!
– Yeah! Wow! It’s your boy Jordan Singh!

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