The Kapil Sharma Show S2 | Ajay Devgn के साथ ‘Bhola’ हंसी मजाक | Tabu, Deepak | Ep 314 | 26 Mar 2023

0:24 | – Miss Archana, you look great.
– Thank you. You look fit too. Where have you come from?

0:30 | – Bangalore.
– Bangalore? Wow. What did you do there? – It’s a place where you went too.
– Wow.

0:36 | – ‘Ayurveda’ has divine power.
– Yes. Well, about power… In this world,
everything is about power.

0:42 | The rich have the power of the bank. People like us have
the mobile power bank. Everyone has their own thing.

0:49 | Look how much power the ladies have. You can judge this
by the fact that, when a girl goes to her
In-law’s house after the marriage,

0:56 | the women talk about how she
will straighten Chunnu out. [laughs]

1:02 | But… When that girl straightens the
whole family, along with Chunnu,

1:07 | then the same women talk… I could tell by seeing her mother. Yes.

1:14 | She was hitting her husband
on the day of the wedding. I understood that her daughter
will be worse than her.

1:21 | These things happen. As the ladies get older, I don’t believe in this.
But the legends say,

1:28 | – that women do get old.
– Right. Thank you.

1:33 | [laughs] So, my friends. As per the legends, as the ladies get older,

1:40 | they get more powerful in the house. Just like the men.
As they get older, their power reduces.

1:48 | People don’t listen to him. He just has his glasses
as his own and nothing else. [laughs]

1:53 | He keeps watching the women
of the colony by wearing them. [laughs]

2:01 | When a man is old, and he is told… To go to the general store.
He suddenly loses his eyesight.

2:07 | But in the colony, he can
see from a distance… And identify all the women. [laughs]

2:15 | He can make no mistakes. [laughs] People sell power devices on TV
for everyone to attain power.

2:23 | This is our power device. If you keep this in your house, you’ll be rich.
Everything will be positive.

2:29 | Your every debt will be paid
and you won’t even know it. However, this man is
acting at 300 rupees per day.

2:35 | [laughs] If you give him 50 rupees less, he’ll throw that same
power devise at your face.

2:41 | [laughs] There’s also a thing
called power nap. The concept of a power nap
exist in places like Mumbai,

2:47 | where people eat very
less food and go to sleep. They take a power nap for
15-20 minutes and go to work.

2:52 | The state of Punjab,
where I come from, there is no concept of
power nap over there.

2:58 | Because all of their
power goes into eating food. They eat for long hours. They cannot move, so they
have to take a power nap.

3:06 | The power nap is as such… Their power nap may
extend to eight hours.

3:12 | I am talking about power because… We are going to invite
a very powerful duo today. With a powerful film called Bhola.

3:18 | So with a round of applause,
please welcome… Our dearest one, Mr Ajay Devgan and Miss Tabu.

3:26 | [cheers] Welcome, Tabu. Welcome. Thank you.

3:32 | [music] Let’s have a round
of applause for Ajay…

3:39 | And Tabu. [claps]

3:48 | [cheers] Ajay and Tabu,
you’re most welcome here. Once again. Thank you.

3:54 | – ‘Har Har Mahadev.’
– ‘Har Har Mahadev.’ Congratulations to both of you.

4:01 | Uncle, you can do the show. I can go home. Let me talk, at least.

4:08 | You can take them
to your home and talk. He just wants to show his ‘kurta’.

4:14 | Congratulations to
both of you for Bhola. The trailer looks great. – Thank you.
– You look pretty as well.

4:19 | Sometimes, our clothes match. Oh my.

4:25 | Das uncle, take the picture. Will you take it when
she sits with Ajay Devgan? Tabu, please look forward.
Just two minutes, brother.

4:31 | [laughs] Thank you, Tabu.

4:36 | A round of applause for our guests. Today, at this stage,

4:43 | it’s not just two people. If you combine both of their films, we have with us
more than 200 films,

4:48 | which have entertained us. So, a round of applause for you. [claps]

4:53 | Well, Bhola is coming in 2023. But if we go to the 90s,

4:59 | when the wedding videos were made, it was your songs that were
played in the entry of the couple. “Welcome. You’re long awaited.”

5:07 | [laughs] Because the bride
and the groom knew… That they wouldn’t like
watching the video 10 years later.

5:14 | So they would
watch it for the songs. So many memories. – Well, please have a seat.
– Thank you.

5:20 | [cheers] Ajay sir. The Natu Natu song
from RRR got an Oscar.

5:27 | Congratulations to you.
You were part of the film. [cheers]

5:32 | Ajay sir had a special cameo in it. Ajay sir, did you ever
think that your film

5:37 | will get an Oscar? The Oscar that RRR got, – was because of me.
– How?

5:43 | What would have happened
if I had danced to that song? [laughs]

5:50 | Oh god. When you came to know
that Natu Natu got an award,

5:56 | did you want to start
dancing in your room? Like this.

6:01 | They would have
taken back the Oscar. [laughs]

6:07 | Oh. When Natu Natu got an award,
it’s was a moment of pride for us. For India.
We have Mr Pandey with us.

6:13 | He was wearing a Gallus. He started dancing to that song. The Gallus broke down and
then his pants fell.

6:19 | The Oscar trophy is
normally like this, right? When she looked at
him dancing, it goes… Natu Natu.

6:26 | [laughs] Why do you do this, Pandey? Tabu ma’am, when
you started doing films,

6:34 | you were spectacular
in your first film itself. And the characters you
are playing now is amazing.

6:40 | She is playing an
inspector in Bhola. She was an inspector in
the Drishyam series too. She is a police officer
in the film Kuttey as well.

6:46 | You know people are more friendly
to the police because of you. Seriously.
Das uncle, our photographer.

6:52 | He stayed in the police
station for three days. [laughs] Okay, I won’t play it now.

6:58 | No, ma’am. We like it. He was just waiting
for you to arrive. [laughs]

7:04 | When you were offered the role of a
police officer in the latest movie, In Ajay sir’s film. Did he give you the costume
or did you have it already?

7:12 | The one from the last films. Well, the size keeps changing. We don’t see it.
You look the same to us.

7:19 | Well, it takes a lot of
hard work to maintain that. But whatever you do
is always great.

7:26 | [claps] She has played some
fascinating characters. Recently, in Bhool Bhulaiyaa.

7:32 | The way she scared people… [laughs] You are so glamorous.
If you start singing,

7:38 | people will stop the
traffic to see you. [laughs] I was talking about the
way you scare people.

7:46 | You were seen scaring
his family as a police officer. – I should scare him.
– Well, it’s really good.

7:51 | Where do people go if they
want to see your softer side? [laughs] [cheers]

8:00 | It’s not about where,
it’s about when. Even I don’t know about that.

8:06 | I know when we will see it. [clapping]

8:12 | It’s a secret. [laughs] It’s our secret, huh? What’s up, sir?

8:18 | Um… [laughs] Did you bathe today? [laughs]

8:24 | I’m giving you a compliment.
You look great. – Oh, thank you.
– Have you taken a bath today? The media people ask me
that Ajay is with you today

8:31 | so what did you talk with him? I said that we were mostly
silent since he hardly speaks. [laughs]

8:37 | That’s why I tag along to speak and laugh on his behalf. I think that’s why he works
with me.

8:43 | But, Ajay was directing this film. So, does he say action and cut
or is there a person for it?

8:49 | [laughs] I have a person for it. – Do you?
– Yes. You are right. He has
a person for it.

8:55 | Someone else says action because I’m in the shot
but I say cut. Okay.

9:01 | You act your scene and
then say cut. – Like that?
– Yes. Great, sir.

9:06 | I wouldn’t even say cut.
I would make a gesture like this. Oh, that’s enough. He doesn’t speak at all.
As an actor

9:13 | he speaks less. He fools around sometimes. But during this film,

9:19 | he didn’t speak a word
apart from his dialogues. Oh! Directors have a lot of other
things to do. But he must tell his co-actor

9:27 | where to sit and what to do. – You knew that.
– Nonsense! – Shut up!
– You shut up.

9:32 | [laughs] Ajay has done stunts

9:38 | where he’s riding two bikes
or horses at a time. He climbs ships. In this film, he has done
stunts on a truck.

9:44 | Sir, what was your most
difficult stunt to date? I’ve done a lot of stunts
and broken bones too.

9:51 | There’s a stunt that I do that causes pain in my jaw. What’s that?

9:57 | When I have to laugh at your jokes. [laughs]

10:03 | Thank you very much. [laughs] – You look great in green.
– Don’t I?

10:09 | – I laugh at your jokes.
– There’s so much greenery. I laugh more than required. I hope God continues to grace it.

10:15 | There’s a song in the film,
‘Nazar lag jayegi’, isn’t it? There was a song in ‘Major Saab’

10:20 | where he dances and sings
around Sonali Bendre. I have a feeling that you’re
that kind of student

10:26 | who used to give the same greeting
card to two different girls. Because our birth date is the same.

10:32 | We can’t be so different. No, there’s a difference. If I give it to two, you give
it to thousands.

10:38 | [laughs] If they reject me, I ask them
to return it so I can pass it on. Why should I waste my money?

10:44 | Ma’am, you’re his college friend. Did he behave like that
during Valentine’s day?

10:50 | I can’t expose him. Yet, we got it. [laughs]

10:56 | Tabu, it’s Ajay’s fourth film
as a director. But you’re acting in his film
for the first time, right?

11:02 | Yes. Did he not approach you for
the earlier films? Or did you weigh your options?

11:08 | The earlier subjects that
he worked on, I don’t think I suited those subjects.
I would like to believe.

11:14 | But, I can’t help it now. No, you guys look great on screen. He ideated my role
very innovatively.

11:22 | That makes me happier. In the original film,
this character – was played by a male.
– Oh.

11:30 | And he decided to turn it into a female
character to cast me. So, that’s a big

11:37 | news for me. When I was told that it’s
action-packed, I was worried.

11:42 | Do you have many action
scenes in the film? – Yes.
– I saw that scene where you get out of the car

11:47 | wow! The first day when I went there

11:53 | for the action sequence I was worried. So he said that he will just take
close-up shots.

12:00 | The remaining will be done
by a body double, so I relaxed and sat in the van. An assistant came with a harness
and cables.

12:09 | Boss has asked you to wear this.
But why? He has decided that you will
do all the action.

12:15 | He just said that to relax you. I tried making excuses that the pant is tight.
Loosen the pant.

12:22 | Change this, loosen the shirt. Put on the harness. And I quietly shot with trust.

12:28 | He’s a good director
and an old friend too. When he sends you a script,
do you read it completely?

12:34 | Or do you trust him to pay you…
I mean it will be a good role. [laughs]

12:44 | I’ve heard a lot of stories that when a writer comes
to narrate his script, I’ve heard that a writer once shared
his script with Nana Patekar.

12:52 | And he said, “Sir, this is what
happens next.” “That person comes and then
you follow him.” He said, “Enough of your drama.”

12:59 | Just read your script
and don’t try to act. [laughs] Has it ever happened with you
where a writer…

13:06 | A lot of times. Sometimes, I have to control
my laughter. I won’t name this director.

13:12 | I didn’t work in that
film eventually. He narrated his script and when
an emotional scene came, he started rolling on the floor
and crying.

13:19 | After that, he said that
there’s a song. And he played the recorded song. And he started posing.

13:26 | Pose? [laughs] He was auditioning too.
It often happens.

13:31 | How do they narrate
a script to you? Recently, someone narrated to me

13:37 | and he read just how Ajay said. I asked him to act since
he was doing a great job.

13:43 | I’ve worked in films I’m talking about early 90s.

13:49 | I reached the set. “What’s the scene, sir?” “Uh, you’ve returned home
after a long.”

13:55 | “Your sister is cooking.
She looks at you” “and comes running to you
asking you where you were.”

14:00 | “And you reply to her.” “You all are smart to manage
the remaining.” – Oh my, God!
– No dialogues.

14:07 | [laughs] He trusts actors so much. Archana, looking lovely!

14:13 | Thank you. And you are
always gorgeous. Thank you. [cheering] You are looking great too.

14:19 | Some people are blessed to look
great in sponsored clothes. Isn’t it? [laughs]

14:25 | You’re looking glamorous. Is this sponsored too? [laughs]

14:31 | You work hard to be here
on this show. – Like, it’s a big event.
– Yeah.

14:37 | Kapil Sharma’s show! What should we do? So, all the guests who come
here work hard.

14:44 | I takes me 3 hours
to dress up like this. That’s it! There’s no hard
work beyond that.

14:49 | [laughs] Let’s call upon another character
from the film ‘Bholaa’.

14:55 | Let’s welcome with a round
of applause. Please welcome, Mr Deepak Dobriyal. [cheering]

15:02 | [music playing]

15:13 | – How are you, Deepak?
– All is well. Ajay gave you the spectacles
from ‘Vijaypath’. You look great!

15:19 | Your skin is so great. The glasses look better on you
because you’re fair.

15:24 | – How are you, Deepak?
– Good! – Wear it.
– You made him conscious. He knows that…

15:30 | [laughs] No, let it be. He is smart. He knows that there’s an entry shot
during promotions.

15:37 | – That was his entry!
– Oh yeah! You watch Deepak in so many films.

15:42 | He’s a great actor. He is known for his
funny characters. This time, he is playing
a fierce role.

15:49 | What kind of preparation
do you have to do if you have to play a villain
suddenly?

15:55 | No, I had to do it.
Every actor has to try. I did, too.

16:00 | I stopped saying thank you
and sorry since a year now. – Oh! Why?
– I stopped greeting.

16:06 | “How are you, Deepak?” [music playing] How are you, Archana?

16:12 | I have stopped all that. I’ve gotten out of that. I’ve become more savage, I guess.

16:18 | So let’s see. You’re lovely guy. Yes, I am cheerful guy.

16:23 | But I’ve to change for the role. When you found out that
you had to do action in this film,

16:29 | did you prepare accordingly? Or did you just eat vitamin D
and calcium tablets for strength?

16:34 | No, I did train. – Oh!
– He did rehearse a lot.

16:39 | People used to ask me, they thought I’d gone
off-track for a while. How would they know that
you’re preparing for a role?

16:46 | They just thought you
have an attitude problem. Friends, that’s not the case.
He does not have an attitude.

16:52 | He was just in character. Do give all your love to him.
Don’t send him any hate. But if you hate his character,
that’s a compliment for him.

17:00 | Because he has done his job well. Thank you. [applause]

17:05 | Deepak, another thing I observed, you’ve maintained
yourself quite well. Like, if our Pandey goes anywhere,

17:12 | He has targeted Pandey today. Unknown people give him advises. If he’s at a signal,
someone will go,

17:18 | “Brother, squeeze
a lemon in hot water.” “Yes.” “Drink that daily.”

17:23 | He answers, “I don’t have
to romance anyone.” Deepak, even you don’t
romance anyone on screen.

17:29 | What motivates you to be so fit? All you need is a script, and a faith

17:35 | from a producer/director like Ajay, that I can romance someone. Which heroine would
you like to romance?

17:42 | Go on, tell us. – What?
– Tabu. [laughing]

17:48 | He’s eyeing your friend. My first foray in films has been with Tabu and Ajay.

17:55 | Once I worked with
them, I didn’t need any teachers for the last 18 years. With films like
‘Maqbool’ and ‘Omkara’.

18:02 | But my concern is how do you even romance
such a brilliant actress?

18:08 | I’m not kidding you, I feel most of the actresses today
feel childish to me. In terms of content,
the level Tabu has,

18:15 | there are stories… Sorry. [laughing] We pray that you get to romance
someone on-screen soon.

18:24 | People should see the brilliant
Deepak Dobriyal shine on-screen. [laughing]

18:30 | Mr. Sharma! Mr. Sharma! [cheering]

18:38 | Greetings, Deepak. Hello, Ajay sir. – Hello, Tabu ma’am.
– There you are. Mr. Sharma, can I have a quick word?

18:46 | I’ve worked hard to be here.
Why should I go to the side? We’ve been robbed. Call the police.

18:51 | Don’t call the police.
Must be your relative. You’re hopeless. Ma’am, you’re police in the film.

18:58 | Please, help me. 12,000 rupees
have been stolen from my house. Madam, I’m not in
uniform. I can’t help you.

19:05 | Must be my 12,000 rupees, right? – So?
– You went to Thailand.

19:10 | [laughing] Let’s not get personal, Mr. Sharma.

19:16 | You’re my husband.
So, it’s my money too. Archana ma’am, before our marriage,

19:21 | he didn’t even have
money to buy me a rose. It was after our marriage
that he started earning.

19:26 | I didn’t have money for you. But
you should ask your friend, Reema. [laughing] I have given her bouquets.

19:33 | I’ll see to Reema, later. Everyone sees Reema,
who’s going to see you? [laughing]

19:39 | Listen to me, stop stealing my money. Look, wives save money
for the hard times.

19:45 | Your hard time starts when
there’s a sale at the mall. Hard time she says. I shop for you!

19:52 | Archana ma’am, you tell
me. Isn’t he more stylish now? – Isn’t there a difference?
– You’re right.

19:57 | You didn’t know anything.
Which shoes to buy? Which shirts to buy? Which girls to marry? I truly
don’t know anything.

20:04 | [laughing] Listen, enough. If you’ve taken the money,

20:10 | then return it to me. Or else
I have my mother’s tactics. I’ll make you eat turmeric rice. Your mouth will turn yellow
and you’ll start telling the truth.

20:18 | If that were true, ‘Drishyam 2’
would’ve never been made. [laughing]

20:23 | She would’ve fed rice to
everyone in Goa in ‘Drishyam 1’. She would’ve found the killer.

20:29 | We’ve been robbed.
Will you help me or not? I won’t. My house was better. At
least we had CCTV and guards.

20:37 | Of course there would be.
You all slept in the ATMs. Of course there would be a guard.

20:42 | Since he has me, that’s why he has this attitude. Go and ask those who
don’t have a wife.

20:50 | They don’t know anything. Oh, please. Salman Khan
is enjoying his life.

20:56 | [cheering] They enjoy. They have freedom.

21:02 | Right! That’s true. You want freedom? Let me first find my money.

21:08 | Then I’ll show you freedom. [upbeat music] Kapu Kulfi! 2 for 10 rupees!

21:18 | Have some kulfi! Kapu Kulfi! 2 for 10!

21:29 | When you sweat in the summers, Kapu Kulfi will make you cooler.

21:35 | [cheering] Kapu Kulfi!

21:40 | Mummy! Why are you selling kulfi? How long could I snatch
kulfis from little kids?

21:47 | [laughing] I opened my own stall. I can eat it whenever I want.

21:54 | Right? Listen, call a gardener
and get that bun trimmed. [laughing]

22:00 | Soon, you’ll have
guavas falling off your bun. So many flowers!

22:05 | And why are you selling
the kulfi under my name? Your name is quite
famous in the market.

22:10 | Am I right? [cheering]

22:16 | No one would even
listen to my name. People often use heroines’
names for their products.

22:23 | He’s our Tabu, you know. [laughing] – What?
– Mummy.

22:28 | The compliment was good.
You used the wrong gender. [laughing] Bindu, don’t focus on the gender.

22:34 | The way he spins words, I think he has more than 5 ladies

22:40 | in him, Archana! [laughing]

22:45 | Am I right? Of course. See?

22:50 | You get way too confident
when you remember your lines. [laughing] It’s the Lord’s gift.

22:57 | If you fumble even once, then watch her
confidence fumble too. All the kulfis will
melt automatically.

23:03 | [laughing] If your family was like
this in ‘Drishyam’,

23:09 | you would have
ended up being a hermit. [laughing]

23:14 | She doesn’t even have a neck,
yet she’s wearing a necklace. Forget that. I’m not going
to forget my lines now.

23:20 | What’s so wrong with me? When I bend down
to get her blessings,

23:25 | she steals money from my pocket. Look at how the times have changed.

23:32 | Archana, I once stole his
wallet, snatched his chain, and stole money from his safe.

23:38 | And he now calls me a thief. Even the Lord forgives
a mistake done once.

23:43 | Why can’t he? You’ve done 4 ‘Golmaal’
films in your career.

23:49 | She does it 10 times a day. No! Gone are those days,
when I used to do that.

23:55 | Now I work hard. Look. I earn by selling kulfis.

24:01 | [laughing] Now she’s in character.
Tell us what’s next?

24:07 | [laughing] You have brought ice cream. You won’t ask the guests for it.

24:13 | That is exactly what
I was going to say. [laughing]

24:19 | I knew whether they were
paying attention or not. Mr Deepak, Tabbu,
will you have ice cream?

24:25 | Will you not ask Ajay Sir? – Why ask him, Bindu?
– Why? His film got an Oscar.

24:33 | [laughing and cheering] Oh! He will himself feed us
sweets for this happiness.

24:39 | Am I right? Mr Ajay, do not refuse. [laughing]

24:45 | My peace is gone ever
since they have come. Look at this Archana, he is
behaving like my sister-in-law.

24:51 | He keeps taunting
me for everything. Do one thing son-in-law, eat an ice cream worth 5
rupees and cool yourself.

24:57 | I don’t want to eat
ice cream. Get out. Mom, one second.
Why did you bring this ice cream stall in the
middle of an interview here?

25:04 | So? Should I have taken
the interview to the stall? What are you speaking about? I have come here to get
promotion for my ice cream.

25:12 | [laughing] [beep] What promotion do you want to do?

25:17 | Mr Ajay, I have all the ice creams
of Bollywood flavour.

25:23 | Do it again, mom. [laughing]

25:29 | Mr Ajay, I have all the ice
creams of Bollywood flavour. What is Bollywood flavour, mom? Wait for a minute, I will show you.

25:36 | Here, I have Tabbu’s ice cream. What is this? – One second, this is just a stick.
– There is no ice cream in this.

25:43 | Where is the ice cream? Tabbu is so hot that
the ice cream melted. See.

25:48 | [laughing] Isn’t it true? [laughing]

25:53 | Isn’t it true? One minute. Deepak, for you I have Pappy’s ice cream.

25:59 | When you suck on that ice cream your mouth becomes
as if you are pouting. [laughing]

26:05 | Here it is. Did you see it? Mom, everyone eats
ice cream like this only.

26:11 | No one eats like this. What
do you know about kissing? If I don’t know about kissing,
I know about ice cream.

26:16 | This is the trouble that
she does not know about kissing. If she knew about kissing, my son-in-law would be
changing diapers today.

26:25 | Am I not right? I don’t know about diapers,
but I will change my mother-in-law.

26:31 | [laughing] Mom, tell me, how did you get
the money for this ice cream stall?

26:36 | Bindu, 12000 rupees had fallen in your treasure safe.

26:42 | [laughing] Really. I took the eye and took
them out so that no one steals it.

26:48 | The world is a bad place. Money is not fallen
in the treasure safe. I saved them and kept them there.

26:54 | – That was my money.
– Okay. Mr Sharma, you were correct. Come, I will get your ticket.

27:00 | Come. Okay, I will go. Remember
me in your prayers. Bye. Bye.

27:05 | Bye. Ice cream, ice cream.

27:11 | [music playing] The magic of VFX in
the trailer is amazing.

27:17 | And their team from NY VFX Wala is also here. A very
warm welcome to you all.

27:25 | You have done amazing work. I wanted to ask you
something personal.

27:31 | For example, you want to
make Ajay dance to a song, so does VFX help
in it, or it gives up?

27:37 | [laughing] – Will it be done?
– Even VFX will not help in that.

27:42 | [laughing] But you have done an
amazing job. Congratulations.

27:48 | They are very great,
hard working boys. And I want to thank all of you – for working day and night.
– Thank you, sir.

27:54 | [clapping] Ajay sir, Deepak is a
very good human being – and he looks like…
– You are also sweet.

28:01 | Thank you. But what? Next? I was saying that I feel that
even if someone snatches

28:06 | his scooter, he won’t file
an FIR. He is that sweet. How did you see a villain in him?

28:11 | If I say it honestly when I thought about casting Deepak, my entire team said that

28:17 | Deepak will look weak in front of me because there is a
lot of action involved.

28:23 | So, I gave them just one response that when one actor performs he starts from here and ends here.

28:30 | – Wow.
– And that is there in Deepak and he can transform
it into anything. Thank you.

28:36 | Thank you. Mam, your relationship is so old. Earlier in movies, we
used to see your romance.

28:44 | Now you are playing cop-burglar. He is running. He is not interested
in romancing me. [laughing]

28:51 | Sometimes some events of earlier movies
and shots come back. Has it ever happened
that you are doing

28:57 | an intense scene and
looking into his eyes and you end up
laughing? Does it happen? No, this hasn’t happened

29:02 | because he is always
serious when shooting. I mean, he is a very

29:08 | focused actor. When you are working with a friend, it is easier or difficult?

29:14 | It is comfortable. – Right.
– You know. Your relationship
is so unconditional

29:20 | that it gets carried somewhere even in front of the
camera. I feel that. It even happens among friends that

29:26 | we don’t stress a lot because
we know that we are friends. Has it ever happened
that as a director, he said that this scene was not
good. We will do it again.

29:32 | And then you said that even
you scored less in 8th grade. [laughing]

29:38 | I dare to say anything in
front of him as a director? But I could see in his
eyes and understand that he wants one more.

29:44 | Because I know him so well. I know each action of his eyes and understood

29:50 | whether he is happy or not. Today he is upset. Or today, he is very excited.

29:55 | Today he is satisfied
with the work or not. So, I know when he is
not happy with a shot. And I know when he is
very happy with the take.

30:03 | Ajay, since you are a
director, tell me something. When directors say that it
was very good, let’s do it again;

30:09 | [laughing] what does it mean, sir? Even I don’t understand that. [laughing]

30:19 | Yes, sometimes they
say it was very good, but once again, for the camera. – Yes.
– So, who was the first taken for? Maybe, the director doesn’t
want to ruin your mood

30:26 | by saying it wasn’t
good or one more. If you say that the
actor might feel bad. So, they feel that
should pamper nicely first

30:32 | so that the actor feels good. – So for the focus?
– Yes. For camera focus. Indirectly, he wants to say
that you are not focused.

30:39 | – Correct.
– Okay. Did you reach here at 7 AM
to rehearse for this dance?

30:44 | Let’s hear it for Ajay Devgan. [laughs] Hello.

30:50 | I performed. Why are you
clapping for him? But he watched you
without getting violent. What were you doing?

30:56 | Is that me? – I don’t know.
– Supposed to be. I was going to call police.

31:01 | You were dancing.
Aren’t you ashamed? – Why would I be ashamed?
– No, I…

31:07 | I’m a guy. He paid me 1500. He told me that I have
to cross-dress. Otherwise, who messes with him?

31:13 | [clapping] – Okay, sir.
– Wait for it! I have to take 1500 from you.

31:19 | [laughs] When you made an entry on
the bike in ‘Phool aur Kaante’,

31:25 | in college, he bought two cycles and he got his leg stuck
in the spokes

31:30 | and his leg was trapped. After that, the cycle scattered and for 6 months,
he walked like this.

31:36 | [laughs] The flower and thorn got separated.

31:42 | [laughs] I apologise for his misbehaviour.

31:49 | He is a namesake friend. Hello. Introduce me well.
What do you mean by namesake?

31:56 | – Won’t you introduce me?
– Once, I said, “Hello, friend” and he took me seriously. We are so close

32:02 | and know each other for so
long that I forgot his name. [laughs]

32:08 | Raju. I’m the pride of the Kapil
Sharma Show. – Oh!
– Yes. The security had recently stopped
the pride of the show outside.

32:16 | He got whacked. [laughs] You both are close friends
from college.

32:23 | We are college friends too.
He’s just jealous. The most beautiful girl
in the college, Archana.

32:29 | She proposed me. Because her father
threatened to get her married to a donkey
if she failed. That’s how he got the
wedding alliance first.

32:36 | Archana. She failed but got married to me. His girl was a scholar yet
got married to me.

32:43 | Woah! That got cancelled. The bride’s family came
to his house

32:48 | and they ordered a lot of food. They said that it was not
required. And they insisted. They said, “No, I meant
the groom was not required.”

32:55 | We will eat and leave. [laughs]

33:01 | When he went as a suitor, the girl was sitting
with her head lowered

33:06 | and talking shyly. He asked her to be free. She spoke and told him
that she has 4 boyfriends.

33:11 | [laughs] He returned shyly. He used to be Kapil earlier.
Since that day, it’s Kapil Sharma.

33:19 | [laughs] It was worse with him. His wedding night started
with a conversation.

33:25 | She asked what’s the matter. He asked her if she had any lovers.

33:31 | She said, “I swear on you,
Sunil. There were none.” Now, tell me about yourself. “I just want to say that
I’m not Sunil.”

33:37 | [laughs] She made an excuse.

33:42 | “Sorry, I find it difficult
to remember names.” I even called Rocky Monty once.

33:48 | You are smart to interpret
the rest. – He remarried.
– Oh my, God! Then he asked her if she
had a boyfriend.

33:54 | She said, “I wouldn’t have
married you if I did.” Really? [laughs] On his wedding night,
as you know, he loves singing.

34:01 | He was singing to impress his wife. In four hours, his wife
unveiled herself and said, “If you want to sing
all night then I’ll go to sleep.”

34:09 | [laughs] That lock of hair in front why is your hairstyle like this?
Pin it up.

34:16 | You are college friends.
So are we. Learn something. They respect
each other so much. They are both talented.

34:22 | Then why do you doubt your talent? [laughs]

34:28 | Tell me. Nandita Das must’ve cast you
because of your potential. This lock of hair between your
eyes is irritating me.

34:35 | Okay, fine. [laughs] Here you go.

34:41 | Is this fine? You look fine now. You look like Shah Rukh Khan
when he was poor.

34:46 | [laughs] I feel like tightening your tie

34:52 | and give you moksha. [laughs] What are you here for?

34:57 | Actually, sir, I
watched the trailer. It was made to be seen.
What’s new in that? Does that mean everyone who watched
the trailer should disturb them?

35:04 | No, it lacked something. – What did it lack?
– Me. What?

35:11 | I’m telling the truth. Sorry, sir, but if it
was me opposite Tabu ma’am, it would be different.

35:17 | If you were opposite Tabu,
I would be against Ajay sir. That decision would be wrong. How could you even think of that?

35:23 | She’s the heroine. Of course,
I want to be opposite her. Why would I want to be
against Deepak Dobriyal? [laughing]

35:28 | What are you saying, man? If we cast him with Tabu,
he’d need a ladder. [laughing]

35:33 | [laughing] – Tabu ma’am.
– Yes. – Ajay sir, if I can…
– Go on.

35:39 | If you agree, then I will
produce the film myself. My father has left
me a lot of estate.

35:45 | He left you one cloth. He’s kidding you.

35:50 | When it was drying outside, the
neighbour dried his hands on it, he went to the police. He said the neighbour
touched his estate.

35:58 | Liar. Let me get to the point. Sir, you’ve seen me do comedy.
When you make ‘Golmaal 5’, make me

36:04 | the fifth friend. He wants to make ‘Drishyam 3’.
He wants a dead body. [laughing]

36:13 | [laughing] Why don’t you audition for that? I have auditioned
for something else.

36:21 | That’s between us. What’s your problem? Sir, on our set, there’s a constable
and a slab of ice.

36:28 | If any artist troubles you,
just signal me like this, I will have them removed.

36:34 | God has blessed you with this show. But you have kulfi and ice. When will you stop
this side business?

36:41 | – Do your job.
– Constable. [laughing]

36:48 | Sir, I’m telling you the truth. Do you think Ajay sir
will ever do this? [laughing]

36:55 | He’s getting angry at you. If he’s angry, he’ll
punch me straight. Why would he do this?

37:01 | – That’s right.
– Constable. [signals] [laughing]

37:07 | Sorry. Sir. [signals]

37:13 | [laughing] [laughing] Sir, I’ll wait for you backstage.

37:20 | He doesn’t let me talk here. He isn’t talking to you here. Do you think he’ll
talk to you backstage?

37:25 | [laughing] Sir, backstage.

37:32 | Your shades are hanging on. [laughing] Go on.

37:38 | [cheering] Ajay sir is quite
serious about his work.

37:45 | But he does annoy people
when they’re working. We have found a video of you. We want to show it to you.

37:53 | [applause] – Is that done?
– Yes, it is. [gasps]

37:59 | [applause] [upbeat music]

38:05 | [laughing] Bro.

38:11 | I’m bringing it, bro. [laughing]

38:21 | Stop this. [upbeat music]

38:28 | Sir, you didn’t just start doing this.
You must be like this as a child. Now you’re a director.

38:35 | Your everyone’s boss. Has it ever happened that a prank has turned into
a full fledged fight?

38:41 | It must’ve happened
with friends at a point. But nothing serious.

38:46 | Does it bring you
peace to annoy people? Have I ever annoyed you?

38:51 | No, you didn’t get a chance. What? – Tabu, has he annoyed you?
– Let’s not go there.

38:57 | Ah! That’s why I’m so sure when
I say that it brings him peace.

39:03 | He just pranks his
unit and his friends. He has been working
the industry for so long,

39:09 | we have never heard any controversy. Are you really that innocent?
Or do you just not get caught?

39:16 | I just do what I
have learnt from you. I learn it all from you.

39:21 | There are many
controversies to my name. [laughing] There are. Sir, when are you
doing your next film?

39:28 | [laughing] It’s going to be so much fun. Sir, do invite us on your set.

39:36 | How will it be possible without you? [laughing] Tabu ma’am, I have
a request for you.

39:43 | More like people’s request. When Tabu comes here, they all want to try to impress
you, since you’re single.

39:49 | There are people here. You get these requests
on every show, right?

39:55 | Ma’am, I’m serious. We have people. Who said they wanted
to impress Tabu?

40:01 | Have a look.

40:18 | First of all, please tell us
your name. What is your name? Sir, I am from Ahmadabad, Gujarat.

40:23 | You came from Ahmadabad to do this? My name is also Kapil. It’s okay, you can get it changed.

40:29 | [claps] What do you do, sir? I have… jewellery work.

40:36 | – Okay.
– I have a business. – Okay.
– I was just visiting. To meet you and Ms Tabu.

40:41 | And… Ever since I saw
the film, Vijaypath. I thought that if I could get a woman
like Ms Tabu,

40:48 | then I will get married.
But I didn’t find any. [claps] I am single, just like you.

40:56 | [laugh] What would you say to
impress Ms Tabu? I am Gujarati, a businessman.

41:02 | I mean, I can do anything for her. In the morning, I could make them hot jalebi,
Dhokal, Fafda.

41:08 | Do you think she wakes up
and eat Jalebi? You have a jeweller
business, right, sir? Yes.

41:13 | He didn’t say that,
he’ll get me diamonds. – He’ll make me jalebi.
– I was going to bring you something but I was in a hurry so
couldn’t get anything.

41:21 | [claps] I brought you a lot of love. That means you’ll only
make her jalebi?

41:28 | No, I will do everything for her. If she’s angry, then I
can call her chilli.

41:34 | When she always
looks this beautiful, then I can call her moon. – Oh.
– Moonshine.

41:40 | If you could do Ms Tabu, a favour and go and sit at your seat… [laugh]

41:47 | that would be…
Thank you very much. Thank you, sir. – What is your name?
– Sir, I have a small song.

41:54 | What is your name? – My name is Om.
– Om? Om, you didn’t go to school today?

41:59 | I am an intern. I’m about
to become a doctor. – You are about to be a doctor.
– We both. You both are going to become
doctors? – Yes.

42:05 | So, did you do one doctor
course as one? [laugh] Or did you do MB, and he did BS?

42:12 | We are childhood friends. – Childhood friends?
– Yes. Wow. We both wanted to come together.

42:17 | – Okay. – He competes with me
in everything we do. – Okay.
– The woman I like, – he likes the same woman.
– Is that so?

42:23 | So, he gives it and shot
and so do I. That way, neither of us
get anywhere. – [laugh]
– Today, on this occasion,

42:29 | we would like to say a
few words for ma’am. – Please.
– Yes. And, ma’am, please break this curse
by saying yes to one of us.

42:37 | – Okay.
– They know that too. Let’s hear what you have.

42:43 | ‘Who are the people that win them, ‘ ‘the ones who love
them less than us.’

42:49 | ‘We still search for them, our heart still belongs to them, that’s what makes us
keep looking for them.’

42:55 | I’m going to say no to you. – Come on.
– I swear. – Come on.
– I swear.

43:01 | This is our future doctor. ‘Earrings in their ear.’ ‘Earrings in their ear,

43:07 | – she puts a dot on her forehead.’
– Yes. ‘Earrings in their ear, she puts
a dot on her forehead.’

43:12 | ‘Like that, you’ve settled
in my heart.’ [claps]

43:17 | ‘Oh, your eyes.’ ‘Oh, your eyes make me fall for you,

43:22 | love in your hair and
soothe my heart.’ ‘Love in your hair?’

43:28 | What is everything
happening on your head? ‘Love in my heart.’ [laugh]

43:34 | Put the dot on the forehead. Hair from the above. [laugh]

43:39 | Can I say one more? Earrings in their ear?
She won’t put them in her hands. You are a doctor, right? Do that.

43:47 | Can I say one more? No, your first one
almost killed me. – [laugh]
– Come on.

43:52 | Here is our friend,
Nana Patekar for kids. [laugh]

43:58 | – [laugh]
– Yes. What would you like to say? Good evening, Deepak sir.
Good evening, Tabu ma’am.

44:03 | Good evening, Ms Archana. I would like to sing a song. – You didn’t tell your name.
– John. John. John? Come on, John.

44:10 | – No sir, I’ll stand.
– No, please sit. – Relax and sit.
– [laugh] – John, come on, man.
– John…

44:15 | John, which song? [claps] Ma’am, this song for you
is from Vijaypath.

44:23 | [singing song]

44:39 | – You didn’t tell your name.
– My name is Sunny. I am from Bulesha. I work on the railway.
I come from a small village.

44:46 | And I love you so
much since childhood. – Since childhood?
– Sit here.

44:52 | I have loved you since childhood. Everything is small. Small village, are there more than 2
of your kind there?

44:57 | No, only me. Only I love her. – So, what would you do for her?
– Free train ticket, then?

45:03 | Ma’am, for you not only train,
I’ll give you a free flight. [claps]

45:08 | My dear Ratan Tata. Would you like to do
something for Ms Tabu? Ma’am, I will show you
how much I love you.

45:15 | I can, of course, dance for you, but ma’am, I can do… Ma’am, in my village,
we grow cane, radish,

45:22 | rice, flour, corn, and everything is grown. I will make you fresh
home made food.

45:28 | I will serve you and love you. You only have to take care
of my mother.

45:34 | Fresh food? Do you think she
eats old food at home? [laugh] [laugh]

45:39 | No, sir. Sir. It’s not like that,
I know it’s fresh. Sir, I would do all that
is best for her.

45:46 | I will do everything. [laugh] And, ma’am, I will dance for you.

45:53 | [laugh] [laugh]

45:58 | ‘The train coming at
platform number 5 is coming at platform number 3.’ – Your train is leaving.
– You’re at the wrong station.

46:06 | I’m sorry for calling you
on the stage.

46:11 | [laugh] – Thank you, brother.
– I’m sorry.

46:19 | Thank you so much. Give me the mic. [claps]

46:24 | [claps] Hello? Yes, give madam the mic. Is Madam going to impress me?

46:30 | – I don’t know.
– No, ma’am. Ma’am, your saree… I just wanted to
tell you something. Is that the real colour, or you
didn’t wash it after Holi?

46:36 | That’s the true colour. What would you like to say? – Sir, I am a big fan of Mr Ajay.
– Okay.

46:43 | I would like to say to Ajay Sir
that your eyes are very nice. Like Kapil sir said,

46:48 | – sir, I would like to say 2
lines for me. – What? [claps] What lines?

46:54 | – Sir, anything romantic?
– What lines… If not, just tell me
your home address.

46:59 | That would be more
than enough for me. Come and sit next to Ajay Sir.

47:06 | Two lines? He’s been
coming to my show for years and hasn’t said a thing. Two lines? Come on, sit. I wanted their house address.

47:12 | What is your name, ma’am? – Pratishta.
– Pratishta. – Joshi.
– Mrs Joshi. Kajol ma’am also lives in
that same address.

47:18 | [laugh] I’m a big fan. Thank you, Pratishta.
Thank you so much.

47:24 | Thank you for so much
love. Thank you. [claps] Sir, please tell me
your address, sir.

47:31 | Maybe I’ll come by your
house to say hi someday. [laugh]

47:37 | Thank you, sir. ‘Pratishta, Parampara.’ – Yes.
– Come, Pratishta.

47:43 | You look very sweet.
Your saree is nice. – Thank you.
– Thank you.

47:48 | Ms. Tabu, Deepak sir, Mr. Ajay, we
have some of your photographs that you put for your fans.
Some great comments. Let’s read them.

47:55 | I love this. Ajay sir put a photo,
‘brb, in the middle of something.’

48:02 | Show us the comments. ‘He took the mobile from their kids
and now he’s looking at it himself.’ ‘Wife will come and take his phone,

48:09 | this is the cycle of life.’ [laugh] Show us more. ‘I think he’s not getting
a caption for the next post’

48:15 | ‘and is thinking about that.’ Someone replied, ‘Wow, your thinking
about what he’s thinking?’

48:22 | ‘Why don’t you do your work?’ He replied again,
‘ I’m thinking about Ajay Devgan,

48:28 | how useless is that
you’re thinking about me?’ [laugh]

48:35 | Show us more. ‘The man who looks
serious with the mobile doesn’t always do
something important.’

48:41 | ‘Maybe he’s playing Ludo.’ [laugh] Show us more.

48:47 | ‘Sometimes in my heart…’ Oh, what a beautiful picture.

48:53 | What? [claps] Bullying my guests?

48:59 | Let’s see the comments. Sometimes in my heart…
you have feeling for me?

49:06 | Someone replied, not even your father
has feeling for you. He’s cutting your name out the
will at the moment.

49:14 | Show us more. [clapping] No words. Deepak has
uploaded a photo. – Where was this photo taken?
– Pithoragarh.

49:21 | – Were you travelling or on work?
– Work. Let’s read the comments. Awesome caption!
No words.

49:28 | I have nothing to eat too. [laughs] Someone has replied,
“Is there tea in the glass”

49:35 | “or do you have nothing
to drink as well?” [laughs] His scene is over. He’s waiting

49:42 | to take a lift towards his home. [laughs] Someone told him that
sunlight provides vitamin D

49:49 | so he’s here to collect it
in a glass. [laughs] Huh.

49:54 | Show us more. Deepak is waiting for the monkey to snatch someone’s
glasses and climb the tree

50:02 | so that he can bring it back
for 20 rupees. [laughs]

50:08 | Show us more. Let’s read the comments. When I have to check out a girl
in my wife’s presence

50:14 | I wear glasses and pretend to be
thinking too. [laughs]

50:23 | He is wondering that the juice
is worth 350 rupees whereas, the beer is for 300.
What should he order? [laughs]

50:30 | An age-old tradition. Rejecting smile please. Renowned actor, Ajay Devgan. [laughs]

50:37 | Show us more. Tabu has uploaded a photo. Let’s read the comments.

50:43 | Tabu, I’m a big fan and I call my dad ‘Tabu’ too. [laughs]

50:50 | [laughs] [laughs]

50:56 | Oh, God! I’m sure the press asked them
where they were this morning.

51:02 | [laughs] Show us more. I have always been like this.

51:09 | Let’s read the comments. Purely poor. [laughs]

51:15 | – Isn’t this your dialogue?
– Yes. Sir, my friend has always
been like this. Don’t worry. You can
get treated for sure.

51:23 | [laughs] Sitting here won’t help.

51:29 | Sit at the junction. Labourers
get picked up easily there. [laughs] Oh, show us more.

51:36 | Satnam Singh. I know him. When there was a wall between
Kajol and me.

51:42 | Jokes apart, Satnam. You stand
tall and make us proud. Nice photo. Let’s read the comments.

51:48 | Such men must be hired
by the weather department so that they can trigger clouds
to cause rainfall. [laughs]

51:55 | It seems like he’s here to
drop you both at school. [laughs] Who saw the peacock dancing
in the forest?

52:02 | This man must’ve surely seen it. The way Kajol is holding on
to her purse

52:07 | it seems like she has fresh
cash from the ATM. [laughs] Show us more.

52:14 | How would it be without tea? This photo is from your set. – Is that so?
– When we came for ‘Drishyam’.

52:20 | – Wow.
– Okay. How would it be without tea? The poet is trying to convey
a deeper meaning.

52:26 | Let’s read the comments. Ma’am, without tea,
I love you, Tabu would’ve been I love you, Abu.

52:37 | Very nice! God!

52:45 | Someone has written that
you’ve made a point for coffee, Nice! While getting a black and white
photo clicked,

52:52 | does the tea become black too? How was my joke?

53:04 | Show us more. Deepak has uploaded a photo. May I continue receiving my
elders’ blessings in abundance.

53:11 | Let’s read the comments. You have made the elderly
sit at the back. And you’re sitting close to Neha.
You need love, not blessings.

53:18 | [laughs] Don’t wear such a pyjama
and sleep in checkered blanket.

53:24 | Otherwise, someone will pull your
pyjamas with the blanket. [laughs]

53:31 | Deepak, when your pyjama
gets worn out give it to me, I will make
a chess board for my kids. [laughs]

53:38 | [clapping] Show us more. Is that it? – It’s over.
– Okay, thank you.

53:44 | [music playing] We have some rumours.

53:50 | There’s a rumour about you
that you were offered Titanic. [laughs]

53:56 | But you said that you will travel
on two boats. [laughs]

54:04 | They said that it’s a ship
on the sea. It might move around so
they rejected. No, they wrote to me

54:10 | but Titanic had sunk by the time
I got the letter. [laughs] Tabu, it is rumoured that

54:16 | you have played a cop’s role
so well and many others too. Sometimes, you leave home
for the set

54:22 | and go to the police
station instead. [laughs]

54:28 | Deepak, it is rumoured that you
love mountains so much that when someone asks you, you
narrate the multiplication tables.

54:36 | [laughs] I believe this rumour. Your eyes are intoxicating.

54:42 | The rumour is that you never drive. – Because the cops fine you.
– Oh, my God!

54:48 | [laughs] There are many rumours
in the market. What can we do? It is rumoured that Deepak

54:54 | is comfortable with Genda, Panda,
Puppy, Rinky, Abu, Thapa, Mangu,
and names like that. If you’re named Singhania or Oberoi

55:02 | then you can’t act. [laughs]

55:09 | Ajay, there’s another rumour
about you. In ‘Phool and Kaante’,
your bike stunt and your car stunt in
‘Golmaal’ and ‘Singham’.

55:15 | In ‘Bholaa’ you’re doing stunts
on a truck. The rumour is that whenever
you test drive a new car,

55:20 | the company doesn’t ask you
for license, but full payment. Because you might break it. [laughs]

55:28 | The rumours are nice. Tabu, it is rumoured that you are so tall.

55:34 | While shooting romantic scenes,
many heroes wear their wives’ heals from home. [laughs]

55:42 | Oh. These are all the rumours I have.
Thank you very much!

55:48 | [laughs]

55:54 | Give a huge round of applause
to Ajay sir, Tabu ma’am and and Deepak! All our best wishes to you.
This was so much fun.

56:02 | It’s always fun to have you with us. All our best wishes
for your film ‘Bholaa’.

56:07 | [applause] Thank you, Ajay sir.
Thank you, Tabu. – Thank you, Deepak.
– Thank you, Kapil.

The Kapil Sharma Show S2 | Ajay Devgn के साथ ‘Bhola’ हंसी मजाक | Tabu, Deepak | Ep 314 | 26 Mar 2023

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