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South Indian vs Hindi | Indian Stand Up Comedy | Navin Kumar
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CREDITS:
Venue: The Habitat – Comedy and Music Cafe, Mumbai
Recorded by –
Audio – Yash Barse, Siegen Moopanar, Swarada Bodas
Video – Dishang Popat, Harsh Shah, Vriddhi Sawlani
Video editing – Suhas Navarathna
Audio editing and Mixing – Sreejith Menon
Special love and gratitude to Shankar Chugani, Kjeld Sresth, Suman Kumar, Anand Rathnam and Suhas Navarathna.
Written and performed by Navin Kumar.
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CREDITS:
Venue: The Habitat – Comedy and Music Cafe, Mumbai
Recorded by –
Audio – Yash Barse, Siegen Moopanar, Swarada Bodas
Video – Dishang Popat, Harsh Shah, Vriddhi Sawlani
Video editing – Suhas Navarathna
Audio editing and Mixing – Sreejith Menon
Special love and gratitude to Shankar Chugani, Kjeld Sresth, Suman Kumar, Anand Rathnam and Suhas Navarathna.
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- 0:00 | I was watching a Stand up Comedy video on
youtube recently - 0:02 | And then I saw a comment on the video
By a handle named @feminist_boy_manoj - 0:11 | And
the comment read - 0:14 | “What is this habit of Stand Up Comedians
using abusive words to get laughter? - 0:18 | Act responsible guys. Remember,
- 0:20 | women are also watching these
videos” - 0:23 | And I also saw a reply to the comment
By a handle named @lalitha_19111954 - 0:30 | And the reply read “Chup Kar Madarchod”
- 0:33 | Best thing I have seen on the internet so far
- 0:39 | Also I perform in English, I don’t perform
in Hindi - 0:43 | Because I am not a Star Plus kind of a guy
- 0:46 | I am more of a Sun TV kind of a guy
- 0:49 | That’s what I am
(One guy continues laughing thinking about Suryavamsam movie) - 0:52 | Do you watch it a lot sir?
- 0:55 | I come from this small town in Tamil Nadu
Called ‘Chenna’i, if you guys know about it - 1:00 | That’s the problem, whenever I come out of Chennai
- 1:02 | A lot of people think I am a moron
- 1:04 | So I always tell them, “No. I am an oxymoron”
- 1:07 | Because I am a Tamilian who can speak Hindi
- 1:10 | But when I say I know Hindi, I know Hindi
better than most Tamilians do - 1:13 | So I am the kind of guy who goes into a Punjabi
Dhaba - 1:15 | And says “Agali order, Chaar roti chahiye”
Mostly in Amitabh Bhachan’s tone - 1:21 | Because Kaun Banega Crorepati is the only
Hindi show I ever watched in my life - 1:26 | When I need six rotis, I can be
“Bhaiya, che roti chahiye” - 1:30 | My problem really is when I need twelve rotis
Because that is when I have to say - 1:34 | “Bhaiyaaa… Ek dho roti chahiye”
- 1:41 | (Audience laughing longer than he expected)
Okay relax - 1:47 | (Audience laughing more)
See, you cannot blame me because - 1:49 | That is how the railway station ladies taught
me Hindi - 1:52 | For some reason it is always
“Agali gaadi number Dho-Shoonya-Ek-Chaar aa gaya hai” - 1:59 | That too with an orgasm every time she says it.
- 2:02 | (Doing poor orgasmic impression of the same numbers)
- 2:07 | Why can’t they just fucking call it “Dho
hazaar….” - 2:11 | Whatever.
- 2:15 | You Hindi speaking people in the house
Have you ever used the word ‘Shoonya’ - 2:18 | in any of your day to day conversations?
No right? It is not just with Hindi - 2:21 | Even when a Tamilian says his phone number
in Tamil - 2:24 | It is always like ‘Onbadhu-Ezhu-Ettu-ZERO-naalu-moonu-ZERO’
- 2:30 | Just because we Indian invented zero
- 2:32 | it
become an official word in every damn Indian
language - 2:37 | The funniest thing is, for a very long time
I thought the phrase ‘Ugly gaadi’ meant - 2:41 | the train is going to be very dirty
- 2:47 | Which is apparently always true right?
- 2:50 | I thought it was a disclaimer from the Railways
department - 2:53 | Saying “Our trains are f**king ugly, please
don’t enter it” - 2:59 | Hindi is one language which always embarrasses
me man. - 3:02 | I used to work for this company called Amazon
And before you guys get any judgemental - 3:06 | I used to work as a Software Engineer there.
I have to tell this because the last time - 3:11 | I told a lady I work for Amazon
She was like “Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!” - 3:15 | “Which area do you take care of?”
- 3:21 | Happens when you look like a real estate agent.
- 3:25 | I used to go to office in my office cab regularly
And one fine day a pretty North Indian lady - 3:29 | was sitting next to me
And like an ass, I wanted to impress her with - 3:33 | my Hindi
So I spoke to the cab waala saying - 3:36 | “Bhaiya seedha chalthe, signal ke aage,
left se rukho” - 3:40 | And for some reason she smiled at me and said
“No language would help you bro, just shut up!” - 3:47 | It is not like I don’t try to learn the
- 3:49 | language of Hindi
That is why most of the times I go to my Hindi - 3:51 | speaking colleagues
And try to create small talks with them - 3:53 | Like asking them “Kya bhai, Kaisa hey aap”
But as a Tamilian I expect them to understand me - 3:59 | and come up with simple replies
Like “Acha hai” - 4:04 | “Bahuth acha hai”
- 4:06 | Or if they are not so happy, they can say
- 4:07 | “Acha nahi hai”
But that is when this guy wants to mess up - 4:11 | with me
Comes up with big ass dialogues like - 4:13 | “Ek gaav mein ek kisaan rakuthatha ki, Kabhi
Kushi kabhi gam khi, Saala kaadoos ki, - 4:17 | Ache din aane waale hai”
- 4:20 | And then I have to go “Acha hai”
- 4:21 | And then I just walk away
(But most times, deep inside I am like ‘Ommaley’) - 4:24 | Not even staying there.
- 4:26 | With this level of Hindi I had the audacity
to Gurgaon. - 4:30 | I was hungry, I went to this food centre called
Haldirams - 4:33 | It was a self service counter, so I got my
food coupon - 4:37 | And then I gave my token to the food counter
And I was waiting for my turn to be called - 4:42 | And then I realised that these guys were shouting out token numbers in Hindi
- 4:48 | And my token number was ‘Eight hundred and Eighty eight’
- 4:51 | Immediately I was like “I am going to starve tonight. Let me be ready”
- 4:55 | But I didn’t want to give up. So I took
- 4:56 | out my google translator
And typed ‘888’ in numbers, and then I - 5:01 | said “Translate to Hindi”
And google said ‘888’(in numbers). - 5:06 | I was like “Google is stupid man”
So I tried to be specific - 5:10 | I typed “Eight hundred and eighty eight”
in English - 5:11 | And translated it and google said ‘Aat sau
assi aat’ - 5:16 | For the next five minutes, my goal was to
remember it - 5:19 | So I started reciting “Aat sau assi aat,Aat
sau assi aat, Aat sau assi aat” - 5:23 | The guys was like “Aat sau pachpan”
I was like “NO. Aat sau assi aat,Aat sau - 5:27 | assi aat, Aat sau…”
The guy was like “Aat sau Athiban” - 5:28 | I was like “NO. Aat sau assi aat,Aat sau
assi aat, Aat sau…” - 5:30 | Athiban is not a number, it is just my friend’s
name - 5:34 | Five minutes later my turn came out and the
guy shouted - 5:37 | “Token number Aat-aat-aat”
- 5:40 | These railway station ladies man, I hate them!
- 5:48 | I like talking about languages
Because language is one thing that unites us - 5:53 | at the same time divides us.
- 5:55 | I know this because I am a Tamilian who lives in Bangalore
- 5:57 | And my roommate in Bangalore is a Kannadiga,
- 6:00 | from Karnataka
Sometimes he tells me - 6:01 | “Navin, you are in Karnataka, you should
learn Kannada” - 6:05 | Which I completely empathise with
That is why I always tell him - 6:07 | “Dude, I will definitely learn Kannada,
once I am done with Java and Python” - 6:12 | Because if I am not going to learn Java and
Python - 6:15 | I am not going to be in the Silicon Valley
of India to learn Kannada in the first place right? - 6:20 | But this is why I like South Indian metropolitan cities in general
- 6:23 | Because people from different parts of the country come and live here
- 6:26 | Be it Bombay or Bangalore
- 6:29 | Sometimes even people from outside the country
live here - 6:31 | I think that is why there are very less road
rages in these cities - 6:35 | Because most of the time if you have to fight
with another person on the streets - 6:39 | The common language is English
And we Indians are good at a lot of things - 6:43 | Fighting in English is not one among them
That is why the maximum quarrel you can see - 6:48 | in English is
One guy saying “Fuck you” - 6:50 | And another guy saying
“You fuck you” - 6:54 | And then both of them fuck off
That is the end of the quarrel, nobody gets hurt - 6:59 | I have been in fights, I have never been like
- 7:01 | “Hey, I am going to kill you, carve your
chest up with a knife, use your skin as furniture - 7:04 | covers, make a necklace out of both of your
ears and screw your skull through one your eyeballs” - 7:09 | Thanks for laughing at that man
- 7:11 | It took me three weeks to by heart that one
dialogue - 7:15 | Had to download the script of Django Unchained
- 7:18 | Sometimes even NRIs who come back from
- 7:21 | UK and western countries
Even they can’t fight in English - 7:24 | Firstly I don’t know why they have this
American dream, a lot of people go to the - 7:28 | US
Because I recently went to the US to realise - 7:30 | that there is not much difference between
India and these western countries - 7:33 | Except this one thing called the usage of
toilet paper - 7:37 | And when I went there I had no difficulty
on how to use a toilet paper. - 7:40 | Thanks to all the YouTube videos I watched
- 7:44 | That’s how you learn things in the internet era, I am sorry
- 7:46 | But once I was done with all the basic etiquettes
- 7:49 | My real confusion was whether to throw the
used paper - 7:51 | Into the dustbin or into the toilet commode
Because think about it, traditionally in India - 7:58 | all the waste paper goes to the dustbin
And all the shit goes to the toilet commode - 8:03 | And this thing in my hand is a very weird
combination - 8:08 | That is why most of the times I was there
I just dropped it on the floor and just ran - 8:11 | away
I was just clever I didn’t use the same - 8:14 | loo twice on the same day
- 8:17 | I also met a friend there, a school friend of mine
- 8:19 | who has been living there for three
years - 8:20 | And he consistently had this fake accent,
like how people have it - 8:24 | At one point I got really annoyed
So I slapped him and said, “Dude, Talk properly” - 8:28 | And he shouted, “OMG! Did you just slap
me?” - 8:32 | And that is when I realised he was desperately
trying to be an American - 8:35 | Because only Americans can do that shit
Getting slapped by a person and asking the - 8:39 | same person
“Did you just slap me?” - 8:43 | Any Indians response to a slap is a slap back
or a swear word - 8:46 | But this guys response was a rhetorical question
- 8:50 | I became angry, I slapped him again
- 8:53 | And this time he started sounding like an
African dude - 8:55 | “Yo man, please don’t hit me like that!”(In
poor African accent) - 8:58 | So I slapped him again
And then he started sounding like a Sheikh - 9:02 | from Saudi Arabia
And that is when I realised that with every slap - 9:05 | This guy is actually coming back to his home country
- 9:07 | One slap at a time
- 9:11 | The last time I slapped him so hard
He became so Indian that he started chasing - 9:14 | me shouting “Lavadekebal”
And then I had to run for my life - 9:20 | But I was talking about road rages
Because I recently got into a road rage in - 9:23 | Bangalore
I was on my bike and I dashed into this car - 9:25 | And I immediately realised it was my mistake
So I was ready to apologise to this guy - 9:29 | So I came out my bike
And this guy came out of his car - 9:32 | The problem is even before starting to listen
to me - 9:34 | He started shouting at me in Hindi
And I was like “If you are going to shout - 9:38 | at me in your mother tongue
I am going to shout at you in my mother tongue” - 9:41 | And I started shouting at him in Tamil
Which went on for the next two minutes - 9:47 | After which both of us realised
This is not helping either of us - 9:50 | Why are we even doing this?
He also probably realised it - 9:53 | So he was like, “Dude, can we fight in English?
Because I don’t know Kannada” - 10:04 | I understand
The South Indian in me got furious - 10:06 | I wanted to tell him “Dude this is not Kannada,
this is Tamil - 10:09 | These are very different South Indian languages”
But the Bangalorean in me told him something - 10:13 | That I always wanted to tell people in Bangalore
So I looked at his straight into his eyes - 10:17 | I told him, “This is Karnataka, you should
learn Kannada” - 10:21 | He was like “Sure, Thank you man and got
into the car” - 10:23 | Alright guys, that’s been my time, you guys
have been a fantastic audience. Thanks for listening!
,
- 0:00 | I was watching a Stand up Comedy video on
youtube recently - 0:02 | And then I saw a comment on the video
By a handle named @feminist_boy_manoj - 0:11 | And
the comment read - 0:14 | “What is this habit of Stand Up Comedians
using abusive words to get laughter? - 0:18 | Act responsible guys. Remember,
- 0:20 | women are also watching these
videos” - 0:23 | And I also saw a reply to the comment
By a handle named @lalitha_19111954 - 0:30 | And the reply read “Chup Kar Madarchod”
- 0:33 | Best thing I have seen on the internet so far
- 0:39 | Also I perform in English, I don’t perform
in Hindi - 0:43 | Because I am not a Star Plus kind of a guy
- 0:46 | I am more of a Sun TV kind of a guy
- 0:49 | That’s what I am
(One guy continues laughing thinking about Suryavamsam movie) - 0:52 | Do you watch it a lot sir?
- 0:55 | I come from this small town in Tamil Nadu
Called ‘Chenna’i, if you guys know about it - 1:00 | That’s the problem, whenever I come out of Chennai
- 1:02 | A lot of people think I am a moron
- 1:04 | So I always tell them, “No. I am an oxymoron”
- 1:07 | Because I am a Tamilian who can speak Hindi
- 1:10 | But when I say I know Hindi, I know Hindi
better than most Tamilians do - 1:13 | So I am the kind of guy who goes into a Punjabi
Dhaba - 1:15 | And says “Agali order, Chaar roti chahiye”
Mostly in Amitabh Bhachan’s tone - 1:21 | Because Kaun Banega Crorepati is the only
Hindi show I ever watched in my life - 1:26 | When I need six rotis, I can be
“Bhaiya, che roti chahiye” - 1:30 | My problem really is when I need twelve rotis
Because that is when I have to say - 1:34 | “Bhaiyaaa… Ek dho roti chahiye”
- 1:41 | (Audience laughing longer than he expected)
Okay relax - 1:47 | (Audience laughing more)
See, you cannot blame me because - 1:49 | That is how the railway station ladies taught
me Hindi - 1:52 | For some reason it is always
“Agali gaadi number Dho-Shoonya-Ek-Chaar aa gaya hai” - 1:59 | That too with an orgasm every time she says it.
- 2:02 | (Doing poor orgasmic impression of the same numbers)
- 2:07 | Why can’t they just fucking call it “Dho
hazaar….” - 2:11 | Whatever.
- 2:15 | You Hindi speaking people in the house
Have you ever used the word ‘Shoonya’ - 2:18 | in any of your day to day conversations?
No right? It is not just with Hindi - 2:21 | Even when a Tamilian says his phone number
in Tamil - 2:24 | It is always like ‘Onbadhu-Ezhu-Ettu-ZERO-naalu-moonu-ZERO’
- 2:30 | Just because we Indian invented zero
- 2:32 | it
become an official word in every damn Indian
language - 2:37 | The funniest thing is, for a very long time
I thought the phrase ‘Ugly gaadi’ meant - 2:41 | the train is going to be very dirty
- 2:47 | Which is apparently always true right?
- 2:50 | I thought it was a disclaimer from the Railways
department - 2:53 | Saying “Our trains are f**king ugly, please
don’t enter it” - 2:59 | Hindi is one language which always embarrasses
me man. - 3:02 | I used to work for this company called Amazon
And before you guys get any judgemental - 3:06 | I used to work as a Software Engineer there.
I have to tell this because the last time - 3:11 | I told a lady I work for Amazon
She was like “Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!” - 3:15 | “Which area do you take care of?”
- 3:21 | Happens when you look like a real estate agent.
- 3:25 | I used to go to office in my office cab regularly
And one fine day a pretty North Indian lady - 3:29 | was sitting next to me
And like an ass, I wanted to impress her with - 3:33 | my Hindi
So I spoke to the cab waala saying - 3:36 | “Bhaiya seedha chalthe, signal ke aage,
left se rukho” - 3:40 | And for some reason she smiled at me and said
“No language would help you bro, just shut up!” - 3:47 | It is not like I don’t try to learn the
- 3:49 | language of Hindi
That is why most of the times I go to my Hindi - 3:51 | speaking colleagues
And try to create small talks with them - 3:53 | Like asking them “Kya bhai, Kaisa hey aap”
But as a Tamilian I expect them to understand me - 3:59 | and come up with simple replies
Like “Acha hai” - 4:04 | “Bahuth acha hai”
- 4:06 | Or if they are not so happy, they can say
- 4:07 | “Acha nahi hai”
But that is when this guy wants to mess up - 4:11 | with me
Comes up with big ass dialogues like - 4:13 | “Ek gaav mein ek kisaan rakuthatha ki, Kabhi
Kushi kabhi gam khi, Saala kaadoos ki, - 4:17 | Ache din aane waale hai”
- 4:20 | And then I have to go “Acha hai”
- 4:21 | And then I just walk away
(But most times, deep inside I am like ‘Ommaley’) - 4:24 | Not even staying there.
- 4:26 | With this level of Hindi I had the audacity
to Gurgaon. - 4:30 | I was hungry, I went to this food centre called
Haldirams - 4:33 | It was a self service counter, so I got my
food coupon - 4:37 | And then I gave my token to the food counter
And I was waiting for my turn to be called - 4:42 | And then I realised that these guys were shouting out token numbers in Hindi
- 4:48 | And my token number was ‘Eight hundred and Eighty eight’
- 4:51 | Immediately I was like “I am going to starve tonight. Let me be ready”
- 4:55 | But I didn’t want to give up. So I took
- 4:56 | out my google translator
And typed ‘888’ in numbers, and then I - 5:01 | said “Translate to Hindi”
And google said ‘888’(in numbers). - 5:06 | I was like “Google is stupid man”
So I tried to be specific - 5:10 | I typed “Eight hundred and eighty eight”
in English - 5:11 | And translated it and google said ‘Aat sau
assi aat’ - 5:16 | For the next five minutes, my goal was to
remember it - 5:19 | So I started reciting “Aat sau assi aat,Aat
sau assi aat, Aat sau assi aat” - 5:23 | The guys was like “Aat sau pachpan”
I was like “NO. Aat sau assi aat,Aat sau - 5:27 | assi aat, Aat sau…”
The guy was like “Aat sau Athiban” - 5:28 | I was like “NO. Aat sau assi aat,Aat sau
assi aat, Aat sau…” - 5:30 | Athiban is not a number, it is just my friend’s
name - 5:34 | Five minutes later my turn came out and the
guy shouted - 5:37 | “Token number Aat-aat-aat”
- 5:40 | These railway station ladies man, I hate them!
- 5:48 | I like talking about languages
Because language is one thing that unites us - 5:53 | at the same time divides us.
- 5:55 | I know this because I am a Tamilian who lives in Bangalore
- 5:57 | And my roommate in Bangalore is a Kannadiga,
- 6:00 | from Karnataka
Sometimes he tells me - 6:01 | “Navin, you are in Karnataka, you should
learn Kannada” - 6:05 | Which I completely empathise with
That is why I always tell him - 6:07 | “Dude, I will definitely learn Kannada,
once I am done with Java and Python” - 6:12 | Because if I am not going to learn Java and
Python - 6:15 | I am not going to be in the Silicon Valley
of India to learn Kannada in the first place right? - 6:20 | But this is why I like South Indian metropolitan cities in general
- 6:23 | Because people from different parts of the country come and live here
- 6:26 | Be it Bombay or Bangalore
- 6:29 | Sometimes even people from outside the country
live here - 6:31 | I think that is why there are very less road
rages in these cities - 6:35 | Because most of the time if you have to fight
with another person on the streets - 6:39 | The common language is English
And we Indians are good at a lot of things - 6:43 | Fighting in English is not one among them
That is why the maximum quarrel you can see - 6:48 | in English is
One guy saying “Fuck you” - 6:50 | And another guy saying
“You fuck you” - 6:54 | And then both of them fuck off
That is the end of the quarrel, nobody gets hurt - 6:59 | I have been in fights, I have never been like
- 7:01 | “Hey, I am going to kill you, carve your
chest up with a knife, use your skin as furniture - 7:04 | covers, make a necklace out of both of your
ears and screw your skull through one your eyeballs” - 7:09 | Thanks for laughing at that man
- 7:11 | It took me three weeks to by heart that one
dialogue - 7:15 | Had to download the script of Django Unchained
- 7:18 | Sometimes even NRIs who come back from
- 7:21 | UK and western countries
Even they can’t fight in English - 7:24 | Firstly I don’t know why they have this
American dream, a lot of people go to the - 7:28 | US
Because I recently went to the US to realise - 7:30 | that there is not much difference between
India and these western countries - 7:33 | Except this one thing called the usage of
toilet paper - 7:37 | And when I went there I had no difficulty
on how to use a toilet paper. - 7:40 | Thanks to all the YouTube videos I watched
- 7:44 | That’s how you learn things in the internet era, I am sorry
- 7:46 | But once I was done with all the basic etiquettes
- 7:49 | My real confusion was whether to throw the
used paper - 7:51 | Into the dustbin or into the toilet commode
Because think about it, traditionally in India - 7:58 | all the waste paper goes to the dustbin
And all the shit goes to the toilet commode - 8:03 | And this thing in my hand is a very weird
combination - 8:08 | That is why most of the times I was there
I just dropped it on the floor and just ran - 8:11 | away
I was just clever I didn’t use the same - 8:14 | loo twice on the same day
- 8:17 | I also met a friend there, a school friend of mine
- 8:19 | who has been living there for three
years - 8:20 | And he consistently had this fake accent,
like how people have it - 8:24 | At one point I got really annoyed
So I slapped him and said, “Dude, Talk properly” - 8:28 | And he shouted, “OMG! Did you just slap
me?” - 8:32 | And that is when I realised he was desperately
trying to be an American - 8:35 | Because only Americans can do that shit
Getting slapped by a person and asking the - 8:39 | same person
“Did you just slap me?” - 8:43 | Any Indians response to a slap is a slap back
or a swear word - 8:46 | But this guys response was a rhetorical question
- 8:50 | I became angry, I slapped him again
- 8:53 | And this time he started sounding like an
African dude - 8:55 | “Yo man, please don’t hit me like that!”(In
poor African accent) - 8:58 | So I slapped him again
And then he started sounding like a Sheikh - 9:02 | from Saudi Arabia
And that is when I realised that with every slap - 9:05 | This guy is actually coming back to his home country
- 9:07 | One slap at a time
- 9:11 | The last time I slapped him so hard
He became so Indian that he started chasing - 9:14 | me shouting “Lavadekebal”
And then I had to run for my life - 9:20 | But I was talking about road rages
Because I recently got into a road rage in - 9:23 | Bangalore
I was on my bike and I dashed into this car - 9:25 | And I immediately realised it was my mistake
So I was ready to apologise to this guy - 9:29 | So I came out my bike
And this guy came out of his car - 9:32 | The problem is even before starting to listen
to me - 9:34 | He started shouting at me in Hindi
And I was like “If you are going to shout - 9:38 | at me in your mother tongue
I am going to shout at you in my mother tongue” - 9:41 | And I started shouting at him in Tamil
Which went on for the next two minutes - 9:47 | After which both of us realised
This is not helping either of us - 9:50 | Why are we even doing this?
He also probably realised it - 9:53 | So he was like, “Dude, can we fight in English?
Because I don’t know Kannada” - 10:04 | I understand
The South Indian in me got furious - 10:06 | I wanted to tell him “Dude this is not Kannada,
this is Tamil - 10:09 | These are very different South Indian languages”
But the Bangalorean in me told him something - 10:13 | That I always wanted to tell people in Bangalore
So I looked at his straight into his eyes - 10:17 | I told him, “This is Karnataka, you should
learn Kannada” - 10:21 | He was like “Sure, Thank you man and got
into the car” - 10:23 | Alright guys, that’s been my time, you guys
have been a fantastic audience. Thanks for listening!
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